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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

That second photo is almost a man, alas it has feathers :(

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

Dp x Dc prompt (short)1:

Danny learns how to play an instrument and gets a gig at one if the Bats Rouges bar or something. The Bats show up to fight said Rouge and while the rest of Dannys band ran and left he stays playing music. Like the band in titanic did but instead he’s playing some up beat or intense beat to make it sound like their in a fight scene. Better yet if the instrument he learns is the Violin.

Playing Hogwarts legacy (I got it for free)

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

Happy Anniversary to my all time favorite movie.

Ever.

You, you get it.

Settle a bet.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update