God, He's So Cunty. That's A Babygirl Right There

I had a dream last night that Thorin Oakenshield was braiding my hair and my alarm ruined it 🫠

The meat between a mark and Rex sandwich

I don’t know if your doing requests but if you are could u do some fluff for Zeke from divergent there’s nothing for him

Zip line of Love

ZEKE X NONBINARY READER

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*A/N: You didn't ask for a specific gender so I just did neutral to be safe :)*

"Zeke, come on man, it's a tradition!"

Zeke was going to strangle his little brother one day. Uriah had been begging Zeke all day to help the initiates with the zip line that night.

"And I told you I'd do it! Just not today." Zeke says, annoyed that his lunch break was being taken up by his brother's nagging.

"All you do it work and go out with Four! What could you pos-" Uriah pauses for a moment, inspecting his older brother. "You're going out with Y/N again aren't you?" He asks, crossing his arms.

Zeke nearly spits water all over Four who was sat across from him.

"I am not!" He says, clearing his throat.

Uriah rolls his eyes. He knew his brother like the back of his hand. Zeke liked to 'keep his options open' but who did he always seem to go back to at the end of the day? Y/N.

"So if I go talk to th-"

"Fine I'll do the zip line tonight!" Zeke says, running a hand down his face.

"Thanks Zeke!" Uriah says, going off with his friends.

"I told you to be more careful." Four says, Zeke rolling his eyes as he stood up.

"Yeah yeah I know."

•~•~•~•

Zeke watched as Y/N fought with Peter, kicking the initiate out of the ring.

"Maybe spend less time talking about kicking my ass and spend more time actually doing it. It's a lot more effective." They say, wrapping their hand with a bandage while the younger male sulks.

Eric moves on with the next transfer, Y/N making their way over to Zeke.

"Hey. You enjoy the show?" They ask, their tone a bit cock as they stop infront of him.

"Seemed like a pretty unfair fight." He says, chuckling softly.

They shrug. "I guess you're right. So, do you need something? You never come to watch the transfers." They ask, leaning against the wall next to him.

Zeke turns to face them, sighing heavily. "Yeah... I'm gonna need to take a.. raincheck for tonight." He says, his voice dropping so no one could hear him except for Y/N.

Their face drops slightly. "You got a.. date or something?" They ask quietly, crossing their arms.

"No! God no nothing like that." He says a little too loud. "Uriah wants me to do the zip line tonight." He tells them, Y/N visible relaxing.

"Well what if I just did it with you?" They suggest to him.

"Really? You wanna deal with them for who knows how long?" He asks, looking rather amused.

"Better than sitting in my apartment alone."

•~•~•

"I still can't believe I have to do this tonight." Zeke complains, helping Y/N hook the straps around the harness.

"He would have kept bothering you until you did it." They point out, holding onto his arm to keep from sliding down the line.

"I'll make it up to you." He says, standing up straight and connecting the hook around the line.

They sit back, testing the harness and making sure it holds. "Seems good. Now get me out of this thing." They say, feeling Zeke push on their back.

"Oh no. We have to test the whole thing." He says, a smirk across his face.

"No! Zeke don't you dare!" They say, holding onto his shoulder as they laugh softly. "I'm not doing that!"

"Oh come on Y/N it's fun." He says, trying to push them off down the line.

The two go back and forth, Y/N protesting against going down and Zeke insisting, laughter filling the air. They wrap their arms around his neck, shaking their head.

"HAH! I win now get me out." They say, a smile across their face.

Zeke grins at them, a hand on their waist. "Ok ok fine you can get down." He says but there's a long pause afterwards.

The two look at each other, standing mere inches apart.

"Zeke?" Y/N starts, their face appearing a bit flushed. "Are you gonna-" Their eyes widen as Zeke presses his lips against theirs.

Their eyes fluttered close as they kiss him, their hands sliding down to his neck. It lasts for a few moments before they feel him push them back, a shit eating grin on his face as they're propelling down the zip line.

"ZEKE YOU ASS!!"

*A/N: I know it's shit plz don't judge 😭*

King under the Mountain (and of babysitting)

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

dick from a guy who worships me and thinks i’m the prettiest girl in the world

Had prom tonight and desperately tried not to third wheel because my only friends all had dates 👍👍👍

Logan Howlett 😭

Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳