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give me sex tipz

Water

Bite his dick

Boys like it when you bark in bed

Fart on that nigga

If you wanna get kinky eat a snickers bar while you suck his dick

Put your whole fist in his ass

When he chokes you unexpectedly….choke that nigga back

Piss on him…its 2k19…we peeing on thots now

Sugar Baby Tip: Allowance Talk

$1k/month= $12k/yr after tax is the same value of $17k/yr before tax

$3k/month= $36k/yr after tax is the same value of  $51k/yr before tax

$5k/month= $60k/yr after tax is the same value of $ $86k/yr before tax

$10k/month= $120k/yr after tax is the same value of $171k/yr before tax

                           WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

$1K/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $85k/yr

$3k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $255k/yr

$5k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $430k/yr

$10k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $855k/yr

                                 WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

Gross Income= the total amount a person makes before taxes.

So BEFORE discussing allowance ask your suitor the EXACT TITLE of their profession. You don’t have to ask for the company they work for blah, blah, blah, because then they may think you’re crazy/stalker type. Let them voluntarily release sensitive information like that or pick it up in context clues.

Once you have the title, research it. Do A LOT of research. If they bring up allowance before you have had time to research their profession, give them some bs excuse like ” I know it’s a sensitive topic, but also relative to our relationship, but for now let’s continue to get to know each other to make sure we are compatible and the allowance will follow.” It gets you brownie points and untitles you money hungry b****, even though we all are secretly. Lolz. But you know what I mean

Sex during your period

If you have an appointment with a client or a SD, or just feel like having sex, the triangle sponges can be your life savers!!!

I am leaving to my country for 2 months and I was seeing my bf for the last time today (I cried😭) and it was my first day of period soo very heavy. I drank 2 teaspoons of coconut oil mixed with tea and took 2 Ibuprofene to regulate my blood flow at least. And then I used the triangle sponges.

So here’s how it works : - you buy triangle cosmetic sponges at the drug store they cost like 3.5$ - you get it wet and then you boil it to sanitize it - run it under non boiling water after - stick it up to your vagina, aaaall the way up

If you want to remove it, push out like you are pooping. Its better to wait a little after sex to do it so that your vagina has its original size

Source: Google

AND IT WORKED. HE DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL AND I HAD AMAZING BLOODLESS AND MESS FREE SEX 😍

I’m not a sugar baby anymore (hence the name change).

Formerly sugarbabynola, After almost 2 years in the bowl and 3 SDs later I’m giving up the whole pretense of the bowl. I started escorting last year and was mixing the two but I’ve finally decided to just settle on being a full time paid whore. I don’t have the patience for being a sugarbaby anymore, I don’t have the patience for men in general. Being an escort is fast, freeing and to the point. Men know that if they want to see me they HAVE to pay and they HAVE to pay whatever my rate is. No more trying to get money from men who don’t want to give it and it’s like pulling teeth to get a small £100 for groceries. Escorting has been a much better way for me to get money from men and we immediately both know what the stitch is. They’re here to have sex and a good time and I’m here to get money and leave. Two people leave happy and most of the time will see each other again, and again. Until I’m looking for something serious, I won’t be entering the bowl again. For now, I’m sticking to freestlying and escorting.

I freestlye for clients too. I go to hotels and get a drink at the bar and just wait. When I’m approached I lay the sexy on thick and get them talking about sex. I show them a few pictures on my website and say something like, “trust me I know every devilish way to make your toes curl” simultaneously showing them a picture of me with my nipples peaking through my lingerie or something. 8/10 the men give in and ask how much it’ll cost to spend the night with me. I double my rate and they pay it. They’re way too horny to turn me down. After they cum and the realisation sets in that they’ve paid for sex I’m long gone and probably onto the next hotel if the night is still young. Obviously sometimes it doesn’t work this well and they either haggle on price or say no that they don’t pay for sex, sometimes I press harder or I give him a kiss on the cheek and tell him to enjoy his night, depending on the vibe.

Anyway, was just keeping you guys up to date with what this whore is up to. Do what works for you darlings. The bowl is over saturated at this point in time. It seems that when you pretend you don’t want money men think you’re in it for just them and they get offended when you ask for money. But when you put yourself in a position where you demand their money off the bat, they’re more than willing and eager to give it to you.

Men are dumb. Just take their money anyway you can.

Getting Multi Hours

Lets say you’re an online independent provider. You currently do 6 appointments a week at $300/hr for $1800/wk. You make lots of money but you’re starting to get burnt out. Your friend, Michelle, does 3 appointments a week at $250/hr for $1700/wk. She’s charges less than you, but she’s also working a lot less than you do while making almost the same amount. How? Extended appointments.

For most, extended appointments are things providers appreciate when it happens, but most  don’t know how to market themselves in order to get more extended appointments.

1. Your image

You have to have photos that show you’re capable of being taken out. Lingerie photos are great and all, but do you have any photos in day dresses? In evening wear? How can someone take you to a restaurant if he’s afraid you might show up in 8 inch clear heels, a 7 inch miniskirt and a bralette? Especially if you’re young, you have to show that you can dress up and look for the part.

2. Your words

Does your entire website text talk about sex? Whether direct or indirectly, tweets and blogs and websites that focus on how sultry and sexy you are isn’t going to inspire a guy to want to hang out with you longer than it takes him to bust a nut. If you have passions, whatever they may be, fold them into your website. Tweet about them. Let your clients know that there’s more to you than La Perla and Chanel. Don’t go political, but in general activism is a great way to show you’re more than just a warm body. If you want men to see you as more than sex, you have to show it. 

3. During the sessions

Many clients may book a 1 hour session, with the intent of booking longer in the future if things go well. As well as being a vixen in the bed, you have to appeal to these men’s minds. This is the perfect time to convert a client from a one hour guy into an extended appointment man. Offer up some wine and conversation, get to know him and figure out what he likes. I once had a client who was a runner and spent forever always talking about it. I got him a $20 Milestonepod to track his pace and he was so excited about it that he asked me to go grab lunch and what was supposed to be a 90 minute session turned into a 3 hour session. And from then on all our dates included food or events and were at least 2 hours. All it cost me was listening and $20 of effort. 

4. Get Creative

If you have clients that are afraid of being seen in public with you, find a way to spend more time together. A client of two years had a standing 3 hour biweekly date where we watched silent films for most of the session, laugh talk  and order room service. If a client can’t do certain things, figure out a way around them, figure out what it would take to get him to spend more time with you.

Takecare,

From Mari With Love.

Then I disappeared and recreated myself

I would say my blessing but i believe in the evil eye. Soooo

Source: Pinterest.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”