So Many Of You Don’t Actually Hustle. But Spend All Damn Day Complaining.

I’m gonna say it... not everyone is cut out for sex work and should stay far far FAR away where their own naivety and stupidity won’t get them hurt.

Yes, this is directed at ~sugar babies~

If you cautiously slide a toothbrush along the bottom or top of your throat until you feel the gag reflex trying, then stop and brush side to side for 10 seconds and repeat every day going back farther and farther, you can eliminate the gag reflex. I used to not be able to swallow medicine, now I can down an 18 inch double ended dildo without gagging. Unless the dildo tastes fucking awful.

I wish you could see the smile on my face! This is amazing! Thank you for telling me. I’m gonna try it asap ahaha!! 

How do you start escorting off bumble and tinder and other dating apps?

Okay I’m going to answer this publicly because you probably aren’t the only one wanting to know this..

I just have my normal cute pictures on the app and I have a normal bio..some of the guys just flat out say they want to pay for sex and some want it to be more “dating” type of feel but it’s still money for sex what you can do is do it two ways : be straightforward or act like the money is for something else Now make sure you do it after you get his number and unmatch him on the app so he can’t report you if he says no but you text him and say “I’m an escort is that okay with you? I would like to meet for drinks with no obligations and if we like each other we can head over to your place or mine.” If you’re freestyling at a bar or hotel wherever you make it seem like the money is for something else and never for sexI tell them I’m a student and I need help paying for my books each one is 350 and I need to pay for 3 they’ll agree and hand over the money

Also you make way more money this way I know a girl who makes like 1-2k an hour just doing this daily

Honestly I know a bit more but don’t feel like typing the rest if you need more help I’ll be glad to message you privately

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

Goodbye Tumblr

I wanted to give a 10 page letter but fuck that let’s keep it short and sweet. 

As of today, @strategicho, SbCaribbeanBeauty and @beneficeduvagin will be laid to rest. In my heart, I think this is a perfect time to say bye. Ever since last week,  I had this feeling and I’m ready. Thank you to the people who let me be myself without censorship and embraced me. I went from a curious mind, novice, sugar baby, confident failer, spoiled girlfriend, to a woman who is with a man who sponsors me/gets on my last damn blood vessel nerve and I created a business behind his back and now he wants me to return to being a basic beech again. 

I was offered an opportunity and yeah…THE SUITCASE MUST BE SECURED. 

I didn’t expect this to be emotional but it is. I will genuinely miss you, even the beeches who hate my guts here…I will miss you too.  I’ve intentionally removed myself from my comfort zone and I’m seeing a side of me I always thought I could be but never thought I was worthy of being. My word of advice is to always put yourself as a priority. The situations you have with men/women, make sure you always have something to look forward to when it’s over. Don’t ever take directions from someone who doesn’t know the address to your destination. (me being fake deep) 

If you see anyone who writes in behalf of me or claims to be me issa damn lie. (packs large bag) Meh leaving and meh fah never come back! Poopa Geezus! Kiss mehhh rasssssssss (starts catching the spirit in the bathroom)

 mi hav to leave mon. M'ap kite ou cherie. I LOVE YOU GREEN CARD. Menzami map dispose nan LIRR. Wooooooooy Jezu!

(Vitamin C song starts playing)  As we go on We remember All the times we Had together And as our lives change Come whatever We will still be Hoes forever  

I miss the OG whores.

Amen.

Male Lawyers are the most insecure men I have ever met.