Humans Are Adorable.

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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this-is-useful

7 years ago

Can I get a matchup?^^;Im a rather calm person,with a bit sassy sense of humor.I'm understanding toward others,but more strict toward myself.Daydreaming&saving energy a lot.I hate mess&tend to remind people to take care of themselves a lot if they need it,but I'm not the best example of it even if I try hard;;I love gaining new knowledge,I'm into art as well.Ambitious but lazy tho;;I get scared easily.I dislike doing risky things,but if I feel stressed,I tend to act carelessly.Have a nice day^^;

I match you up with:

Jumin Han

He likes that you’re not a risk taker. Honestly, it relaxes him so much because he knows then that you are less likely to get hurt, and he couldn’t bare for you to get hurt.

He loves that you’re calm but that you can also be quite sassy. He just finds it very refreshing and, to him, it feels like you’re trusting him and opening up. He also likes that you’re understanding, because Jumin will need help and patience to get better. Your little reminders for him to take care of himself makes his day.

However, he will beg you to take care of yourself and to be understanding and patient with yourself, and he will definitely care for you and he’ll be incredibly patient, gentle, and kind with you.

He has maids on hand so there will never be a mess, and he’s quite meticulous himself, doing everything to prevent a mess ever being made in the first place. He also has cooks/chefs so there will never be mess in the kitchen either as they take care of it all themselves.

He likes that you’re ambitious, and he will protect you from anything scary, not particularly being big on scares either unless it’s you messing about and trying to scare him.

I hope this is okay, and take care!