100 Prompts!

100 prompts!

hi guys! here are some prompts for everyone (and myself please ask me)!

1. “Please don’t leave me.“

2. “Where are you going?”

3. “You can’t just leave!”

4. “Watch me.”

5. “That’s starting to get annoying”

6. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

7. “You can’t just sit there all day.”

8. “Please talk to me.”

9. “Don’t make me get on my hands and knees and start begging.”

10. “Who do you think you are?”

11. “Why are you here?”

12. “What do you want?”

13. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

14. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

15. “Oh my god. Please kill it.”

16. “I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”

17. “I’m going to marry you one day.”

18. “I fucking hate everything about you.”

19. “Could you not suck for five minutes?”

20. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

21. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

22. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”

23. “Well, that’s tragic.”

24. “I need a place to stay.”

25. “I’m not here to make friends.”

26. “I’m too sober for this.”

27. “You are actually insane!”

28. “It’s like -50 degrees in here.”

29. “I need you to stay here with me.”

30. “I think you’re actually Satan.”

31. “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

32. “No regrets.”

33. “I am fucking exhausted.”

34. “You don’t get to decide what is best for me.”

36. “I ran out of gas, and I have no fucking idea where I am. Can you please come help me?”

37. “Have you seen my keys?”

38. “Meet your new baby.”

39. “I never want to have children again.”

40. “WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD?”

41. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

42. “Laugh at my jokes. They’re funny and you know it.”

43. “You have to make dinner tonight.”

44. “The kids, they came out of nowhere.”

45. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!”

46. “Stop being so cute.”

47. “I feel like I can’t breathe when I’m around you.”

48. “You need to see a doctor.”

49. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

50. “It was a joke, baby. I swear.”

51. “This is girl talk, so leave.”

52. “You are driving me fucking insane!”

53. “Could I have five minutes… alone?”

54. “I don’t know they’re your kids.”

55. “Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”

56. “I’m late”

57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

58. “You smell like a wet dog.”

59. “I want to punch you right now.”

60. “Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment?”

61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

62. “If you can’t sleep…then how about we have sex?”

63. “Here, take my blanket.”

64. “I will never forget about you.”

65. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

66. “Run for it!”

67. “We need to talk.”

68. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

69. “Buy me a puppy.”

70. “You. I just need you right now.”

71. “Will you just hold me?”

72. “Fuck my life.”

73. “I don’t love you anymore.”

74. “Holy shit! That thing is huge!”

75. “Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”

76. “Put that thing away!”

77. “How fucking dare you.”

78. “Don’t shame me.”

79. “Can you please just do me one favor?”

80. “Quit whining!”

81. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

82. “Does he know about the baby?”

83. “Hold still.”

84. “I just cleaned that!”

85. “You’re a real dick, you know that?

86. "Don’t get sassy with me!”

87. “What do you have behind your back?”

88. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

89. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me God.”

90. “I think I just saw a ghost.”

91. “Sometimes I wish I were dead.”

92. “Do you even care anymore? About me?”

93. “Tell me that you need me.”

94. “Say it and I’ll stay.”

95. “This place is fucking haunted.”

96. “Halloween is my favorite holiday.”

97. “I don’t think this is working out.”

98. “Tell me what you want.”

99. “I had a nightmare.”

100. “Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”

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7 years ago

you seem to be focused on your taemin han au which is fabulous because i love this doggo son he's adorable. but omg i would DIE for your mint eye flipped au where the only 'good' characters are mc, rika and saeran that would be AMAZING.

yeah but … do u really wanna see that level of angst :D

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((thank you so much btw)) ♥

2 years ago

cr: 百变花央

7 years ago

M A S T E R  L I S T

Here is a compilation of all the Mystic Messenger related stuff I’ve written so far. I will keep it updated very regularly, meaning that whenever I post a new headcanon, scenario or fic you will be able to find the link 

|| FICS ||

RFA meets MC for the first time + ZenxMC having a lot of sex [NSFW]

RFA + Saeran + V being in theatre club together + ZenxMC

MC and Zen are professional ballet dancers who fall in love

MC cheating on her husband Saeyoung with Saeran [NSFW]

MC getting together with and proposed to by Saeran 

MC taking her last picture of the RFA (based on art)

MC having worked for Jumin before joining RFA and Jumin finding out

Pride and Prejudice AU with JuminxMC

JuminxMC finding out they are half siblings after getting married [ANGST]

Male!MC surprising Jaehee after being away at war for years 5+1 things - The one where Saeran falls in love with bubbly, kind MC

||REACTIONS||

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood reacting to MC leaving for world tour

RFA + Saeran + V sleeping positions + MC reaction to them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to Asthmatic MC having an attack before sex [NSFW-ish] 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a really shitty cook

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a lisp due to dental a device 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being cold to them, because they accidentally forgot her birthday 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC getting injured while caught in an accident with them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC constantly crying for seemingly no reason

RFA + Saeran +V  reacting to MC being cheated on and getting revenge

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a Junior in High School aka ‘underage’

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a phobia of butterflies

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC wanting to wait until marriage to have sex

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being high after getting her wisdom teeth removed

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC being a YouTuber and joining in for a video

RFA + Saeran reacting to finding out MC being a drummer 

RFA + V reacting to bubbly MC also being hella sassy and dragging a bitch

RFA reacting to MC giving them a blowjob [NSFW]

RFA reacting to MC joining and returning from the military

RFA reacting to MC going to College 2+ hours away

||HEADCANONS||

RFA + Saeran at Hogwarts  Jumin x ZEN headcanons [platonic]

Zen/Jumin/Saeran having phone-sex with MC [NSFW]

||SCENARIOS||

MC is nervous about meeting Chairman Han + Jumin helps her in his own way 

RFA+Saeran+V planning a romantic date for MC but everything going wrong…or not? [FLUFF] RFA+Saeran+V breaking up with MC and maybe getting back together?

MC drunk dialing RFA+Saeran and telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time

RFA and MC having been childhood friends but only finding out now

MC coming out as ftm transgender to RFA+Saeran+V MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran finding out ||PART ONE||

MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran having sex ||PART TWO|| [NSFW]

Jumin’s and V’s worst childhood memory

|| ANALYSIS ||

Is Jaehee really only Zen’s fan? 

Why is Jaehee’s and Zen’s (possibly romantic) relationship not further explored and how well would they really fit together [1] [2]

Why Jaehee is obedient - a continuation of the discussion above

How MC’s behaviour changes in every route to match the romanced character as she doesn’t actually exist as a character of her own

Why Zen’s biker-gang days probably weren’t as safe as he makes them seem

Who of the five main characters needs therapy the most - a ranking with detailed explanation as to why

Some of the bigger reasons people don’t like Saeyoung/Seven/707

Why Jumin is a better/saner character than the fandom gives him credit for

How and Why Jumin Han is emotionally constipated

What mental illnesses do RFA+Saeran+V (possibly) have

Why Saeyoung doesn’t drink and what he possibly thinks of Zen/MC doing it

Why I hate Rika and why she is an undeniably shitty character  Why Vanderwood falls flat as a character (for me)

|| MYSTIC SLICE OF LIFE ||

Ep. 1 - Jumin, Zen and the curse cat-photoshoot 

Ep. 2 - Saeyoung and Saeran in Macaroni Make Men Smile


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7 years ago
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability
Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability

Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

7 years ago

New/Updated Mobile Masterpost

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Mystic Messenger

Jumin Han

General character traits

Reasons why Jumin is bae – NSFW

Naughty A to Z – NSFW, smut

Fatherhood

Decorating for Christmas – NSFW, smut

At the Gym – NSFW, smut 

Jumin realizing he’s attracted to MC (Romantically/sexually) – NSFW, smut

Drunk – NSFW, smut, male masturbation 

Masturbation habits – NSFW, smut, male masturbation, graphic

Reaction to MC’s scent after she leaves – NSFW, smut, male masturbation 

His dark side – NSFW, smut, female masturbation 

Professor Han (Mystic Messenger AU) – NSFW, smut, fraternization, spanking

Phone sex – Jumin Han, NSFW, smut

Zen/Hyun Ryu

A to Z (T, K and O) – NSFW, smut

V/Jihyun Kim

A to Z (A and K) – NSFW, smut

A to Z (B, C and D) – NSFW, smut

Samurai Ballad Love Party

Oda Nobunaga Character traits– NSFW

Katakura Kojuro Naughty A to Z (letters K, M, X)  – NSFW, 18+

Takeda Shingen Naughty A to Z (letters K, M, X)  – NSFW, 18+

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Mystic Messenger

Jumin Han

NEW! Good mornings make bad girls – NSFW, smut, rough fellatio, cock praise 

Asmodeus  – NSFW, smut

Actions speak louder than words  – NSFW, smut

Make me beg – NSFW, smut

Wanna bet? – NSFW, smut

Saeran Choi

I will never apologize – angst, fluff

Samurai Love Ballad Party

I know you want me too – Mitsuhide, Masamune, Inuchiyo, NSFW, Mature


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6 years ago

my tribute to the fall of vine, part 1

part 1/part 2/part 3/part 4

7 years ago

Mystic Messenger | Headcanon and Blurb Master List

Headcanons

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Surprises Them with an Amusement Park Trip

RFA+Minor Trio - MC Good at Skating Takes Them Skating for the First Time

NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - Cursed Into ‘Heat’

(Mildly)NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - MC Super Late for Work Hijacks Their Shower

RFA+Saeran - Cuddling MC on Couch and Get on Top of Her

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Terrible at Dancing Takes Them to a Club

Vanderwood in Love with Default MC

Blurbs

ZenRan, SaeranxZen

JuminxMC Jealous Jumin

Vanderwood Cares for Seven Turned Into a Cat

VanderwoodxMC-Caring for Neighbor’s 4-Year-Old for the Weekend

NSFW SevenxMC Seven Has a Wet Dream, MC Helps Out

Send me an ask! Patrons get first dibs, but everyone else is first come first serve. NSFW and SFW accepted. Check out my fanfictions.


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7 years ago

Alcohol

Types

List of alcoholic beverages

Beer list, beer, beer brands, most popular beers

Red wine, red wine 2, redwine 3, most expensive red wines

White wine, white wine 2, white wine 3

Whiskey vs. whisky, whisky cocktails, whisky cocktails 2, whisky brands

Vodka, vodka brands, vodka recipes, vodka recipes 2

Champagne, champagne 2, champagne brands, New Year’s champagne, champagne vs. sparkling wine

Martinis, martinis 2, classic martini, martini guide

Cocktails, cocktails 2, cocktails 3, 60s cocktails, most popular cocktails, Asian cocktails

Highballs and tall drinks

Lowball and on the rocks drinks

Sours and tropical drinks

Shooters and shots

Hot drinks, wine cocktails, and stick drinks

Medieval drinks, medieval drinks 2, medieval drinks 3

1920s drinks, 20s cocktails 1, 20s cocktails 2, 20s cocktails 3

Wild West drinks 1, Wild West drinks 2

Chinese drinks, sake, soju, Asian beer guide

Serving

How to mix drinks, mixology 2, mixology 3

Glassware, glassware 2, glassware pictures

Being a bartender

Bartender schools

Bar equipment

Drink measurements

What’s Hot 2013 Bar Survey

Liquors behind the counter (modest and advanced, advanced 2)

Wine/food and food/wine coordinator

Bartending terminology, bartending glossary

Bar name generator, tavern name generator, saloon names, speakeasy names

Legal

Minimum legal drinking age in different countries, minimum age 2

Laws regarding drinking (US, US Las Vegas, Europe 1 and Europe 2, Canada, Australia)

Minimum age to serve alcohol

US Prohibition, Prohibition glossary, speakeasies

Misc.

Slang terms for alcohol

National liquors

Find a drink

9 weirdest alcoholic drinks

Alcoholic consumption per capita

Top bar/pub chains (USA, Britain, Australia)

Canadian bar finder

Most expensive wines 1, 2, and 3

Hangover cures 1, hangover cures 2, hangover cures 3

Describing the taste of wine, describing the taste 2

Reading a wine label


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6 years ago

ok so i have a lot of friends + writer friends & they don’t know the difference between who and whom, and to be honest i didnt know the difference until not that long ago

what u have to do is think of the pronouns ur using

WHO is used to replace THEY/HE/SHE etc.

He loves chocolate cake. I know someone who loves chocolate cake.

WHOM is used to replace THEM/HIM/HER etc..

I saw her today. You saw whom today?

AND HERE’S THE TRICKY PART: if the pronoun comes after a CONJUNCTION (with, yet, but, so, or, etc.), you KEEP the pronoun, and put it at the BEGINNING of the sentence.

I got all this way with them. With whom did you get all this way?

i hope this helps!! i tried to make it as clear as possible but its ok if its not clear to u!! it took me awhile to figure the difference out & not everyone will get it immediately.

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