Hullo!! :) Do you have a list of really sexy fics? š Could you recommend some?
anonymous Ā asked:Ā Whatās the sexiest Johnlock Smut you got? (͔° ĶŹ ͔°)
AHHHH Loveliesā¦. please please PLEASE donāt hate me because āsexyā to me means probably something completely different to everyone else⦠āsexyā is such a personal thing to everyone individually, and I know people donāt like the same things I do. And to me thereās nothing sexier than lingerie XD (and intelligence, but I like boys in lingerie, and I have fics for those LOL) and Iāve been dying to post them and I know no one is ever going to ask me for them, LOL.
In case thatās not your bag, you can also check out these fic lists:
PWP / Smut
Toplock / Bottomlock
Johnlock Body Swap
Trapped and/or Dirty Talk
Sherlockās Military Kink
Praise Kink
Psychology or Classic Conditioning
Threesomes
Morning Sex (Short Fics)
Rimming
Food Sex
Love yāall! If anyone has any others they can add, PLEASE DO. This includes Red Pants fics and Lingerie of any kind on them :P
See also: My Lingerielock tag which has nice headcanons under it :D
A Study in Lace by KarlyAnne (E, 2,320 w. || Est. Rel., Crafty Sherlock, Tiny Lace Panties / Lingerie, Domestics, Experiments, Oral, Masturbation) ā āWhy do you suppose he was doing that?ā āWhy do I suppose who was doing what?ā āThe room. The lace. The secrecy. He was playing with fire in everything he did, and didnāt care one bit. But he had a secret chamber, carefully concealed, solely for the purpose of making lace lingerie. Obviously for personal use. Why?ā Part 1 of The Unintentional Crafts of Sherlock Holmes
Your love it feels so good by Hotaru_Tomoe (E, 2,843 w. || Gay Club / Gay Bar, Lingerie, Stripping, Anal) ā Sherlock is last at a quiz night and is forced by Anderson to perform in a gay stripclub. John must be with him, because he will have to record the performance. Sherlock takes the task very seriously. Part 20 of The English job
Happy anniversary by Salambo06 (E, 3,772 w. || Est. Rel., Vulnerable Sherlock, Wedding Anniversary, Anal, Texting, Lingerie) ā John inhaled deeply, feeling his cock pulse under the silk gown, and he let his eyes travel on the lean body in front of him. Sherlock was kneeling on the bed, their bed, and the picture had been taken so John could perfectly see his bare chest and pelvis. But what mattered most, what made John harden rather quickly, was the pair of panties Sherlock was wearing in the picture. Black, string over each hip and laces that outlined Sherlockās erect cock barely hidden under the soft underwear.
Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentineās Day, Lingerie / Womenās Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) ā Itās Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angeloās for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of womenās underwear under his clothes. Thereās no dessert at Angeloās because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.
Linger by queenoftrivia (E, 4,908 w. || Lingerielock, Fluff and Smut, BJ / HJ, Bottomlock, Dirty Talk) ā Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.
All the Flavours, Cherry and More by cwb (E, 6,274 w. || Est. Rel., Lip Gloss, Lingerie, Birthday Presents, Insecure Sherlock) ā Sherlock feels a blush rising to touch his cheeks, more sensual than uncomfortable now that he knows John isnāt disgusted by him. No, John is responding exactly the way he had hoped.
Take My Breath Away by Quesarasara (E, 14,240 w. || Emotional H/C, Angst & Fluff, Toplock, Smut, Lingerie) ā Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friendāhis best friendāand slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against Johnās. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe. Itās no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new. Theyāve spent years taking each otherās breath awayā¦
31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) ā A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.
The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w. || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlockās Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) ā This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. Itās 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesnāt need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.
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Hey! Could you suggest me any good soulmate fics? I've already read two and I got addicted. (Thank youuu!)
Hi Lovely!
I donāt have many, and I know Iām missing a couple because I canāt remember their names and they probably arenāt tagged on AO3, so I didnāt add them to this list (like I canāt remember for the life of me what the fic is where Sherlock has electricity powers and John is the one who can stabilizeĀ them for Sherlock⦠itās bugging me because Iāve gone through my bookmarks like 7 times D:). ANYWAY, I have put some some soulmate AUās on this rec list here before, but letās make a strictly Soulmate AU list, yeah?Ā
So here are soulmate-ish fics! Please feel free, my friends, to add your own recs or let me know what that fic is Iām thinking of because itās driving me cray, LOL.
whatās in a name by flight815kitsune (NR, 1,285 w. || Soulmates AU) ā There were some things you just knew. The name, if you were lucky enough to get one, was one of those things.
To Mend A Heart by dee-light (G, 1,472 w. || Magical Realism, Emotional H/C) ā Hearts can be broken, and mended, and broken again. Good thing, then, that hearts are only the seat of all emotion, and not something Sherlock needs in order to live.
the fearful passage of death-markād love by flibbertygigget (T, 1,980 w. || Magical Realism, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Platonic Life Partners, Name Marks, Referenced Deaths) ā The first time that John meets Sherlock Holmes, the younger man has his sleeves pushed up to his elbows, wrists bare of any hint of ink. Within 48 hours, John has added āJefferson Hopeā to his clavicle. (Or: The One Where, When You Kill Someone, Their Name Shows Up On Your Arm)
Upon Waking by joolabee (E, 3,901 w. || Mild Dub Con, Magical Realism, Angst, Somnophilia) ā It sets on slow: John can only be awake while Sherlock sleeps, and vice versa. Their lives are codependent, but never meeting. Like a set of scales.
Winter of Life by You_Light_The_Sky (T, 5,178 w. || Christmas, Fluff & Angst, Magic Realism) ā It was an experiment, really. On Christmas, Sherlock wrote to Santa asking for a friend. He got a broken toy soldier instead. This is the story of how he finds him again and again.
The Heart On Your Sleeve by flawedamythyst (T, 5,441 w. || Soulmate AU || Sherlock POV, Heartmarks, Pining, Fluff and Angst, Semi-S1 / S2 Canon Compliant, Reunion) ā Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good.
Finding John by orphan_account (T, 5,456 w. || Soul Bond AU, Symbolic Rings, Soul Mates) ā Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. Heās getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever. Part 1 of Inscriptions
The Best Picture of the Human Soul by SwissMiss (T, 5,779 w. || Magical Realism, Tattoos, Soulmates) ā The stories of our lives are written on our skin. Part 1 of Imagines Moti
The Most Luminous of People by liriodendron (M, 10,979 w. || Synesthesia, Pre-Slash, Developing Romance, First Kiss) ā In which Sherlock Holmes finds out what itās like to truly want something, John Watson isnāt too bad at deductions, and everything gets a bit bright for a minute. Part 1 of Conductivity
The River Variations by withoutawish (T, 11,619 w. || Soulmates, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Three Garridebs, Romance, Light Case Fic, Near Death Experience, Angst and Fluff) ā John Watson never knew that he wanted a āno toast in the morningsā normal until he realized what an honor it is to be destroyed by Sherlock Holmes.
With All My Heart by QuinnAnderson (E, 19,257 w. || Red Marks / Soulmates || Magical Realism, Growing Up, First Kiss / Time, Falling in Love) ā AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson.
An Experiment in Apathy Series by belovedmuerto (G to E, 28,701 w. across 13 stories || Empath John, Empath-by-Proxy Sherlock, Epic Bromance Becomes Romance, Angst, Nightmares, Experiments, Trauma, Dreams) ā āNo man is an island, John. You less so than most.ā A sequel to the EiE Series, wherein John and Sherlock explore their relationship.
The Soul Remembers by i_ship_an_armada (E, 43,636 w. || Oblivion AU || Post-Apocalypse, Movie Fusion, Science Fiction, Action/Adventure, Angst, Dreams, Bittersweet Ending) ā John Watson is the lone security repairman stationed on a desolate, nearly-ruined future Earth. His dreams are plagued by a tall, dark-haired man, and when his dreams meet reality, he will be forced to question everything he believes is the truth about his life.
An Experiment in Empathy Series by belovedmuerto (T, 62,397 w. across 13 stories || Empath AU || Psychic John, Psychic-by-Proxy Sherlock, Empathy, Psychic Bond, Romance / Bromance) ā In which John is an empath, Sherlock is Sherlock, and an epic bromance happens. In the aftermath of The Great Game, John creates an unexpected bond between himself and Sherlock. Now they have to learn how to deal with it. John is better at this than Sherlock is.
Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (E, 87,987 w. || Vampire AU || Bonding, Vampire Sherlock, Fluff & Angst, H/C, John Whump, Magical Realism) ā John isnāt exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isnāt human. His vampirism doesnāt pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about Johnās blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.
Colors by Quesarasara (E, 140,537 w. || Pleasantville-Inspired AU || Soulmates, Colour Bonds, Alternating POV, Angst, Fluff, Pining, Case Fic, Medical Procedures) ā Everyone on earth is born with eyes that see in black, white, and an endless series of greys. When you meet your soulmate, you finally see the world in color. Weāre all searching for the person who brings color to our lives. John and Sherlock are no exception. Part 1 of The Colors āVerse
Aziraphale asks God to spare humanity from the Great Flood while Crowley listens in on his prayer...
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Hey, Steph! Hope you're doing alright. I was just wondering if you had any Johnlock Vampire!AU fic recs? Maybe where Sherlock turns and John has to figure it out with him.
Hi Lovely!!Ā
Ahh, Iāve actually answered this before here, and I donāt have very many. Alexx has a few on this list here otherwise!
Hereās what I got for you!
An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, 31,059 w. || Vampires AU || Vampire Sherlock, Misunderstandings, Bat!Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Humour, Magical Realism, Fluff and Angst, Blood Drinking, Holmes Family, Slow Burn) ā At Montague Street when Sherlock was forced to sate his bodyās needs, he was at least able to wander about the flat as much as he pleased.At Baker Street, it was mini-bags in a mini-fridge and bedroom confinement.
Stranger at the Gate by bendingsignpostĀ (E, 85,190w. || Vampire Sherlock, Dub Con, Hypnotism, Vampire Sex, Vampire Puberty) āĀ As far as initiation rites go, kidnapping a human doctor from a defended town ought to seem extreme. When James Moriarty offers him the challenge, Sherlock never considers saying no. {{have not read this one yet, so read at your own discretion}}
Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (E, 87,987 w. || Vampire AU || Bonding, Vampire Sherlock, Fluff & Angst, H/C, John Whump, Magical Realism) ā John isnāt exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isnāt human. His vampirism doesnāt pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about Johnās blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.
A Study in Black by ReapersunĀ (webcomic, completed)
Feel free to add your own lists or fics, all <3
Have any fanfics where John and Sherlock are kids and they're falling in love while growing up together. Thanks :')
Hi Nonny!
Ahh, I donāt have very many⦠Iāve answered a similar question in these lists before:
School Fics
Kidlock
And in these Community Rec Lists:
Kidlock
Teenlock Christmas
I donāt actually read Kid/Teen/Uni-lock fics, so my ability to give yāall some is piss poor LOL. The only one I have read and recalled consistently is this one:
The Swan Triad by Pennin_Ink (T, 121,660 w. across 3 works || Swan Lake AU || Magical / Fairy Tale AU, Romance, Falling in Love, Pining, Psychological Torture, Transformation) ā Sherlock and John grow up spending every summer together. Their mothersā attempts to play matchmaker only fuel their mutual resentment and scorn. But then, one summer.
And hereās a few of Alexxās lists that may have something youāre looking for:
Favorite Teenlock
Young Summer Love
Smut-free Teenlock
Recent Teenlock - 4/17
Recent Teenlock ā 9/17
Teenlock & Drugs
Teen!John discovers his sexuality
Teenlock & Pining
Teenlock Angst
Rugby!John and Balletlock
Balletlock ā Part 2
John saves Sherlock from bullies
Teenlock & Kidlock
Teenlock ā Part 2
Teenlock ā Part 3
Teenlock ā First Kiss
Teenlock Coffeeshop AU
John & Sherlock grew up together
Johnlock goes to the prom
Boarding School Fics
Nerdlock
Unilock
Unilock ā Part 2
Longer, Plotty Teenlock
Imaginary Friends ā all ships
Sherlock was called William/Billy
Otherwise, if any of my lovelies have a suggestion, feel free to add them! <3
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