Can you imagine Sherlock handing out Halloween candy, though? Scoffing at all the kids’ costumes, deducing their parents right there on the doorstep, being like “yes, by all means, take that Snickers bar, I’ve heard anaphylactic shock is terribly pleasant—no, you idiot, put it back, you’re allergic to peanuts! Don’t you people teach your children anything?!” He’d limit everyone to one piece of candy and list off all the statistics he knows concerning childhood obesity.
But then a little girl would show up in a pirate costume and point her little plastic sword at him and say as fiercely as she can, “Arrr matey, hand over yer treasure!” And Sherlock would just stand there for a minute, his eyes narrowed slightly as he looks her over, and then he’d just dump all the candy in her bag, and she’d giggle and throw her arms around him and squeeze as tight as she could, and then he’d show her the proper way to brandish a sword and tell her she’d better practice for next year. Then she’d go on her way, and Sherlock would turn back to go inside and find John sitting on the stairs, watching him with the fondest expression, and Sherlock would just mutter, “Shut up” and sweep by him while John chuckles.
…i may have put way too much time into this
Papyrus: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?
Sans: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump
Papyrus: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
It’s my birthday! And I spent my day mostly drawing this Jotun Fem!Loki! 🤣 This is a DTYS, you can join it with cosplays, art, photos or whatever! Just have fun and remember to tag me if you do it! 💙💖💙 but really I just wanted to draw the Queen because we need more fem Jotun Loki!
reminders to myself:
- i am not a burden
- i am allowed to make mistakes
- i am not worthless
- i have purpose
- i am loved even if it doesn’t always feel like it
- i have a future
- i am not a bad person
- i am trying my best and that matters
- i deserve to love myself
Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡
Love of my life, you've hurt me
You've broken my heart, and now you leave me
Love of my life, can't you see?
Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know what it means to me
Love of my life, don't leave me
You've taken my love (all my love), you now desert me
Love of my life, can't you see? (Please bring it back)
Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know what it means to me (means to me)
You will remember when this is blown over
And everything's all by the way
When I grow older, I will be there at your side
To remind you how I still love you (I still love you)
surface au surface au surface au surface au surface au surfac
From @tarastevens2
[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.
Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]
Stay hydrated, healthy & safe | Charly | Now and then i post/reblog about things i like: Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Izzy Hands, Jayvik, Queen, Cats, Loki, drawing and other stuff ^^ | Ineffable Husbands, Johnlock, Steddyhands | 26 yo. | She/Them | INTJ-T
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