your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Tried to draw Ralph in Friday Night Funkin style. I’m not that good with colors so sorry part of him looks burnt.
Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.
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is that true??
Holy shit!!
Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
Tried to draw werewolf Heisenburg.
ok but hear me tf out
Alcina and her daughters being actual vampires
Heisenberg being a werewolf
Moreau being some sort of mermaid thing
Donna being a witch (Angie being a magical talking animal familiar)
Mother Miranda being a dark lord or something
And Ethan being a tired peasant who keeps getting wrapped up in crazy prophecies when he just wants a fucking nap
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
New line inspired by the Percy Jackson and the Olympian’s series, available now!
Candles come in five sizes, mini, small, medium, large, and extra large, and come with a Percy Jackson necklace at random!
Link available on my description to my Etsy shop, and more to come very soon!
AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania