“The Reason This Might Work Is Because It Was My Boyfriend – Not You – Who First Consummated The

“The reason this might work is because it was my boyfriend – not you – who first consummated the marriage AND the fact that I’ve continued to date him throughout our marriage AND the fact that the baby is his AND the fact that lots of people actually think he’s my husband, not you.  So all that should make it possible to get an annulment.”