"Now The Good News, Hun, Is That He Said It Would Be OK If You Wanted To Masturbate While He And I Watched

"Now the good news, hun, is that he said it would be OK if you wanted to masturbate while he and I watched -- but only if you do it directly into the toilet. I understand how humiliating that might be for you, but the alternative is never being permitted to have a release at all, so you probably should thank him next time he's here."