HC that this happened shortly after the league formed:
Random Meta hero (really doesn’t matter who) upon learning Batman is human: oh wow, do you and Green Arrow know each other then?
Batman *scandalised* : what do you think all humans know each other?
RMH *nervously*: oh god I’m so sorry sir I can’t believe I just assumed that
Batman *knowing damn well that he and Ollie went to school together and have a bottomless brunch planned for the weekend* : don’t let it happen again
It must be so fucking weird for Bruce and Oliver to be on the Justice League. Like here they are with a bunch of metahumans, aliens, wizards and gods and shit, and they’re literally just Two Dudes. I bet they side-eye the fuck out of each other during League meetings bc like what the actual fuck? how can this be my problem? I’m going to the chiropractor after this?
Chisaki: I wish I could build a giant maze in a parking garage or perhaps an abandoned factory and put you in it and watch you solve various puzzles in order to receive peanuts and seeds Kurono: what
Part 2 of my silly ‘Lost as Textposts’ bcs I’m still ill
Finally finished Lost and I’m convinced that no one gets Ben Linus the way I do‼️ Your honour he’s just a girl🗣️🗣️
The team (titans, young justice, batfam etc- not important) take on an investigation involving an athlete who is representing a country at the Olympics.
Naturally the group call in some favours, forge some paperwork and the go undercover as competing athletes for the USA. They all play to the strengths so the cover is convincing (think: Roy in archery, Jason shooting etc, though the meta-members get stuck on comms to avoid unnecessary suspicion)
They do some digging, crack the case and maybe some skulls but then they still have to compete in the events they chose. They all do fairly well, being a hero isn’t exactly easy work, so while they lack the finesse of their competition they make up for it in strength and years of training.
All in all, the mission can be considered a success, and the team are ready to leave their olympian identities behind to fade into obscurity.
Until it’s time for gymnastics.
Dick Grayson takes home the fucking gold.
"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat
The gang when Buddy Holly comes on at the function
THANKS FOR THE INSPO @beanbagbog !!
I love Withnail and I. I wish gay people were real.
ben 🤲
(I keep getting stuff pop up abt it but idk if it’s any good)