Alien *visiting* : Your Planet Is Indeed Very Beautiful And Full Of Life. Too Bad That Rock Up There,

there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!” 

the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning

the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills

chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon

chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented 

not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!

and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

Life lessons from anime:

Grand Blue: Alcoholism is funny.

Kakegurui: Gambling addiction is sexy.

Psycho-Pass: Giving the police unlimited power is not fun.

Ace Attorney: A legal system that is deliberately unfair to the defendant is not fun.

Violet Evergarden: Support the troops, thank them for their service.

Kaguya-Sama Love is War: Introverts suck at romance.

Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It: Introverts REALLY suck at romance.

Daily Lives of High School Boys: Teenage boys are a menace to society.

Asobi Asobase: Teenage girls are a menace to society.

Danganronpa: Teenagers in general are a menace to society.

Demon Slayer: Little sisters are the best.

The Promised Neverland: Never trust anyone, not even your friends.

Jujutsu Kaisen: When in doubt, eat your problems away.

Food Wars: Food is better than sex.

Sword Art Online: Online gaming is better than sex.

Doctor Stone: Without smart people, we're doomed.

Usagi Drop: Sometimes, the manga is not as good as the anime.

cesorship is one of the most nuanced topics in the age of the internet and most of its wasted on whether or not you should be able to say fuck in the first 30 seconds of a yt video

“Take the worst thing you can say about Hamas, multiply it by a thousand times, and it still will not meet the Israeli repression, and killing and dispossession of Palestinians.” - Gabor Maté, Holocaust Survivor

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

An alien called and told me I had to pay my taxes with starbucks gift cards or the IRS would take away my driver's license.

I told it that first of all, that's ridiculous, second, I'm a Canadian, and third, I don't drive.

The alien apologized and said it couldn't help itself... it's a silly-con-based life form.

Farewell online privacy