How Is Bnha Anime Of The Decade...... They Aren’t Even Anime Of The Hour Of The Minute Of The Second

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

modern art

idk who needs to hear this (me) but eating less will NOT make you feel better and you literally need food to be healthy and have energy

Klingon medical science is so funny like they can surgically implant a whole dude into another dude and make him jason bourne but if you break your leg they just take you out back and shoot you like a lame horse.

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

This didn’t go as anticipated lmfao

The big one is angry that he didn’t get fed. The little one would like some food, please?