Thoughtfullybeautifulfire - Untitled

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

guys WE CAN DO THIS

my three beautiful daughters doric ionic and corinthian

Dogger helps crunch

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does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

New favorite tumblr post of all time.