Just had a vision of my death! After conferring with the Council (the voices in my head) we've concluded that I may be able to buy myself a couple extra years if I have a Tumblr, so here I am.
"The Jedi gatekept the Force"
Oh, are you from the Path of the Open Hand? You know, the evil anti-Jedi cult?? Cuz that's what u sound like
"The Jedi gatekept the Force!"
Ah yes. That's why they coexisted very peaceably with the Baran Do sages, the Bardottan Dagoyan Masters, the Guardians of the Whills, the Church of the Force, the Lasat, the Mirialens, and hell even the Nightsisters.
......I'm not actually sure you know what gatekeeping means.
Ao3 being down is actually so validating bc this proves it's not just my fanfiction addiction preventing me from doing Stuff, I can avoid Stuff just fine on my own
He is bugs
Puffy sleeves and blues Senator Palpatine is matching the Euops genus of leaf-rolling weevils
Camarotus singularis and the chancellor’s spectacular sleeves
What in the world? Frog legged beetle Sagra Fulgida.
The Emperor is a pale imitation of the humble stag beetle. Lucanus Cervus.
What a brilliant color! Agrypnus arillaceus.
chalactan formalwear round 2 :^)
I GOT THE QUEEN SY SNOOTLES
Leia the Hutslayer.
I lured my twin sister down the Star Wars rabbit hole. This is her first SW fanart, featuring vindictive Leia killing the terrible Jabba. We both noticed most “Leia killing Jabba” artwork focuses on Leia’s sexy submission instead of her strength, so this piece turns her objectifying guise into a lethal weapon..
the progression of the lineages in star wars is so funny to me like count dooku, most pretentious asshole this side of thrawn, sees his legacy in a colourful mandalorian girl with more attunement to the evil lesbian hunting her down than to the force. Mace Windu, incredibly well respected duelist and diplomat, eventually leads to a kid who calls himself jabba the hutt and turned his lightsaber into a gun
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"padme enabled anakin" ppl just don't get it. She wanted to be him almost as much as she wanted to be with him.
i think it’s prettty important that padme is the one who says “to be angry is to be human.” padme, the person who, throughout the entire saga, is allowed to express her anger the least. she stays composed when decrying the senate. she balances feeling betrayed by anakin with trying to talk him down. padme’s been a diplomat since 14. it would take years of unlearning for her to access anakin’s naked, messy rage. and for her to assert that volatility is part of being alive? padme knows she’s been denied her humanity. and she can only hope for moments of escape: she can never regain it completely.
he consumes my every waking thought and most of the sleeping ones too
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