Usopp: So, What's Your Religion, Zoro? Zoro: Hmm, I Pretty Much Just Do Whatever Luffy Tells Me To.

sometimes the sun is a kind boy with a straw hat

AM I THE LAST PERSON TO REALIZE THAT EVEN THEIR BANDAGES ARE IN THE SAME PLACE?!?!?! MEANING THAT TAKING ON LUFFY’S PAIN GAVE HIM QUITE LITERAL WOUNDS AND POSSIBLY SCARS? MEANING THAT ZORO QUITE LITERALLY CARRIES HIS CAPTAIN’S SCARS WITH HIM?!?!?! IM FREAKING OUT ITS SO GAY SIENDHAOAMZGYSWLMSHDHDK

you'd (not) be surprised to know who tops between these two

⚔️: What you gonna do after become Pirate’s king?

👒: Hm…I don’t know. You?

⚔️: Me?

👒: Yes! After defeating the hawk's eye what do you wanna do?

⚔️: …I don’t know

*in Zoro’s mind*

Might be sailing with you like this.

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⚔️: Что ты собираешься делать после того, как станешь королем пиратов?

👒: Хм… не знаю. Ты?

⚔️: Я?

👒: Да! После победы над сокоглазом, что ты хочешь делать?

⚔️: ...Я не знаю

*в мыслях Зоро* Может быть, я плыву с тобой вот так.

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

shitpost i made in like 1 minute

Dudley [mocking]: Who's Cedric huh? Is he your boyfriend?

Harry: I wish

Dudley: 👁👄👁

Luffy, under the covers : do you have a crush on me?

Zoro : we've been married for 24 years

Also Zoro some time later : ......yes...

you know that scene where Usopp’s like “me and Zoro would never do that” and then Zoro is already stretching, waiting for it. Man’s is down bad

Ah yess the anime version of it!! Very beloved indeed♡

if oda doesn’t give us a zoro reaction to gear 5 i’m just going to write it myself 😒😒 please oda… i need zoro to be in complete awe of luffy and say some shit like ‘heh wouldn’t expect anything less from my captain’