Dick: If You Could Describe Your Life In 5 Words, What Would They Be? Mine Would Be; Hiding My Pain Behind

I was waiting for Takenaka’s appearance to post this! but I refuse to believe Tome hasn’t Rick Rolled him on accident at least once

(Edit: Part 2 for everyone who thinks Tome would do it on purpose)

Chainsaw Man x The Thing

Saw someone made a comparison so I had to do it

ive uploaded this video 50 million fucking times

from this one FDGHD i dont think chilchuck would call zumi a bitch i do not believe in it!!!!!!! so instead he's swearing in a language she probs doesn't know ASKSKS

Says the person who wanted to take 75% of the shares and dissed engineers 😐

@thrilleddragon broke off our kl drift truce because she refused to split the money with me 💔

Jason: Hey demon

Damian, watching anime: What.

Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.

Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.

Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?

Damian: Of course.

Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.

Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?

Jason: what

Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.

Jason: …Macbeth.

Damian, smirking:

Jason:…

Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Jason: …

Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*

Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.

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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, part 2

(since y’all liked the first one so much)

- professor: if you eat with a beryllium spoon you will, unfortunately, die

- same professor, later: and if you can’t tell these two compounds apart on the final, i will personally offer you a beryllium spoon with your next meal

- professor: this compound is highly toxic and explosive, so you will not be working with it in your first two years of education.   student: so we’re cool to die after sophomore year?

- professor: sodium nitrite is highly toxic   professor: it’s most widely used as a food additive

- political science professor: but has any one of you ever seen an atom?

- professor: the topic of today’s lecture is the concentration of water in water.

- *announcing participation grades, out of 10*   professor: you did very well this semester, your grade is 6

- sex is cool but have you been to Professor […]’s lectures?

- *professor walks back inside the room where students are taking a test, hears students frantically trying to hide their phones and notebooks*    professor: oh well, you’ll get better at cheating eventually…

- it went well and by that i mean it didn’t explode

- I GOT 6/10 ON THE CALCULUS TEST THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TODAY

a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion 

top 10 telepaths in modern media

Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.