Real Conversation From The Manga

get someone who will resurrect you from the dead using the meat of the dragon that ate you

Tim: Ooh! More work!

Tim: I know that sounded sarcastic, but-

Bruce: Nobody thought that.

Dick: Not for a moment.

Guys I am just going to dissect myself after biology tomorrow

(Biology please be nice)

help my fictional boyfriend came to life and he’s trying to kill me

is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?

ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b

is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting

One thing I was eager to watch again when Glass Onion came out was the glass scene between Miles and Duke, and it did not disappoint. In theaters, I was so sure that Duke picked up the glass, so I figured that they showed us that the first time around before revealing that’s not what happened, but no. They trick the shit out of the audience the EXACT same way they trick the characters. They just tell you that you saw something different and you believe it without question. It’s so brilliant and I just got goosebumps watching it over again and realizing how easily I had been manipulated. I love these movies.

armin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

eren, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and looking after the kids

mikasa: what are you guys doing?

armin: we're playing systemic oppression

Veterans

Just realized Im not going to see my schoolmates again after this two weeks. Weird...