Jeff: “Secrecy Is Of The Utmost Importance!”

Good Things™ in The Lightning Thief cast recording

“yEah, the gods are real [BEAT] and they have kids [BEAT] and those kids have isSUESSSSSSS”

“look….. I didn’t wanna be a halfblood” (!!!)

“but my life? HMM”

when grover just straight up baas and then pretends that nothing happened

“she threw a peanut butter sandwich at you. I blocked it, with my head”

“………that’s dedicated for a substitute”

just all the blue food references in Strong

“oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt”

“you drool when you sleep” (!!!)

“for me, not for you, yOU’D BE DEAD”

“who am I to give relationship advice I’m literally the god of alcohol”

“another terrible daaaaaay” “MR BRUNNER” “at camp half blood-” “YOU’RE A HORSE” “where everythiiiing’s the worst” “WHAT IS HAPPENING”

“I need a drink”

“welcome to the dysfunctional family”

“it’s gonna be bloody murder she wrote”

“you know what to do.” “yup. hide in a tree!”

“PLANTING AND PLANTING AND PLANTING’S A PAIN”

grover crying in the background after he sings about pan

“my father is kronos…….. remember my lecture he ate he his children” …. “chiron wins”

everyone’s singing about how shitty their parents are and percy just starts singing about how much he loves his mum

actual chills as the oracle sings the prophecy

ALL of Good Kid

“I’ll be the first” “aND I’LL BE THE SECOND FIRST!!!”

every time Annabeth says seaweed brain

“demon triplet math teachers”

“all our food was in there all our clothes were in there aLL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE”

“I don’t wanna die in the Garden State!”

Grover talking to the squirrel

“that seems kinda,, nuts” ……….. “you hurt his feelings”

“aww is that a chihuahua?” “IT’S A CHIMERA”

THE DAM JOKES

BIANCA DI ANGELO’S TINY CAMEO AT THE LOTUS HOTEL

all of The Tree on The Hill holy shit

“maybe doesn’t let me go back and save her”

“it’s there reminding me of all I failed to be”

“do you have any josh groban?” “we will,, eventually”

“who has two turntables and three sick heads??? everybody give it up for DJ CERBERUS!”

“plus a half-goat with a great goatee!”

“you’re the two best friends this screw-up’s ever had”

every time Mr D gets Percy’s name wrong

the moment in Last Day of Summer that Percy realises Luke betrayed him

“don’t feel bad bc I’m usually about to die”

"Do you trust me?"

"Yes."

❤

We are making progress people!!💚

Pretty sure they hype each other up

May I offer these Spectres sketches to warm your hearts?

Who is your favourite member of K-unit?

Alex Rider Asks cause I have nothing better to do.

A - How did you first get into AR?

B - Who is your favourite character? Any reason why?

C - Who is your least favourite character? Any reason why?

D - Do you have your OC?

E - Do you like K-unit and who is your favourite member?

F - Favorite ship?

G - What FanFics do you recommend and which is your favourite?

H - What do your family think of AR?

I - What's your favourite book?

J - Least favourite book?

K - Favorite AR short story?

L - Favorite female character?

M - Which character would most likely be appart of the LGBTQ+ community?

N - Thought on the TV show?

O - Any crushes that you have developed from watching AR TV?

P -  Thoughts on the film?

Q - Favorite piece of FanArt? Who's it by?

R - Favorite moment from the TV series?

S - If you could kill any character who would it be?

T - If you could resurrect any character who would it be? And why?

U - Do you have any of the graphic novels?

V - What character are you most like?

W - Any ships you dislike?

X - Link your first ever AR post

Y - Favorite side character?

Z- What's your AR youtube and insta fan account?

*sigh*

The Scott in me needs a Virgil.

When your smother hen sense kicks in

When there’s freshly baked Apple Pie

When you realise you’ve left One’s engine running

When it’s the last mug of coffee before the supply run and you have to get to it before Dad does