Open The Curtains, Lights On

hey it’s me lol

Hello there TsukiAza nation, can I interest you in some crippling angst during these trying times?

I didn't make these all credit goes to @LuninTIBTEW on Twitter for telling me to letting me post these here!

they are real and canon TO ME!!!!!!!!!

the only human resource you're violating is my heart <3

Identity review, Rosespanner Greg:

He has-

a pattern of almost killing himself and his coworkers with a faulty chainsaw

a crippling addiction to caffeine

no apartment, no patents, no self-destruct update on his arm, no screws, no beard (accidentally burned off with flamethrower arm)

a dislike of being alone

a crippling addiction to nicotine

a job that is very obviously sucking the life out of him to fuel a capitalist system that couldn’t give a shit if he dies, which he’s aware of completely but believes he may still escape it all if he makes enough money, further fueling that cruel system

a crippling addiction to the previously mentioned faulty chainsaw

Verdict:

Hey. Word of advice.

If you’re gonna post ship hate can you Please think for two seconds and not put it in the ship’s tag 😭

announcing writing commissions!

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EDIT: due to current circumstances, all proceeds will be going to various organisations providing aid for the people of gaza, and those in similar situations.

we’re doing death of a salesman in english lit, and I Cannot for the life of me stop thinking about Spamton, someone please help

apparently they can talk to you through kris’ pocket and offer useless commentary?? nice

not quite there

sound asleep

(commission for ShiveringAble on twitter)