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my joker moment is realising that screenshoting an image from tumblr and just cropping it gives you a higher quality than saving it from the app or a browser

I have since realised this is called Autism

my favourite character type in the context of shipping will always be “I could take my poker face to vegas but inside I am Dying” because Yes

Sonic doodles cuz it's been 2 years since i last drew him!

What r u sellin'?

[[plaintext]] UNDER THE CUT.

S: .... HEY [[giggles]].

J: nutcracker!! are you okay? okay?

S: YEAH, NO WORRIES.

J: how are you feeling? are you well? well?

S: [[Peachy keen]].

J: are you hurt? do you need healing?

S: HM SAME AS EVER, THO ILL TAKE SOME [[tender loving care]] ALWAYS

J: i was worried. worried.

S: YEAH,, SORRY [[bouncy ball]]... IM GOOD NOW

Anon also asked: damn. those strings look nasty. does spamton really need to lose his tic anyway? i understand him just fine. *sends jevil a whetstone for his shears*

Anon also asked: Red strings are usually associated with Kris’s soul. I’m a bit concerned about the implications there

Anon also asked: *Act, *Spamton, *Check? maybe we can at least figure out what those strings are exactly since it seems they won't break

S: THE STRINGS ARE HARMLESS. SEEMS LIKE [[3mm standard bungee cord]];

@cosmos-hime asked: So does that mean you really know everything? How he got corrupted and lost everything? Poor dude has a lot of baggage. (And strings!)

S: WELL WE BONDED OVER KNOWING [[more than meets the eye]] SO TALKING CAME NATURALLY ITS A [[the friends we made along the way]] TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK HONESTLY WITH. AS FOR [[my wares]] I GUESS ITS OLD BREAD, BROKEN SCISSORS, AND A PIECE OF STRING.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

dead dove, do not eat!

we’re doing death of a salesman in english lit, and I Cannot for the life of me stop thinking about Spamton, someone please help

THEY ARE I think about the concept of Saeru being a good big brother to Shion All The Time

Just imagine the possibility of Azami giving him his own body and him getting attached to his stepdad and stepsister

Shion playing with his snakes…. pulling on his horns and him just having to Deal With It

AND THEN KONOHA COMING ALONG and Saeru being So Protective

Shion actually being friendly with Saeru and teasing him about things they used to do as kids

I have a really dumb modern au where the snakes are all just One Big Family and Also Azami’s Kids and. With Saeru being the eldest, imagine him walking his siblings to school… helping them with homework… confronting their bullies…

AND THEN WHEN MARRY’S BORN… Saeru babysitting… letting Marry braid his hair and reading her fairytales… and then grumbling to Shion about how Kids Are Such A Hassle even though he treats his niece like a Princess

Saeru actually having a family is a very good concept I approve

if u think abt ti too long like i do constnatly . saeru konoha and shion r all siblings . discuss.

same anon lol. follow up from my previous ask (I started thinking about oz and the original team more):

augh. Thinking about laurent genuinely trying to connect with makoto and failing. Thinking about him watching abbie and cynthia connect with makoto effortlessly, and feeling left out. Thinking about him talking to oz about it, and realising that oz knows nothing about makoto at all. laurent getting angry, because even he knows makoto better, and suddenly feels responsible for him. imagining laurent blaming oz, blaming shi-won because they "made" him this way, even though by now he's responsible for his own actions. I'm imagining shi-won specifically calling him out on this, because she's been there the longest. how even though he suffered, at some point he has to accept that his decisions were his own. and that arguably, makoto was put through far, far worse things than he was.

laurent empathising with makoto more and more and starting to feel kind of angry on his behalf, but realising that by now there's very little he can do... he can resent the remaining members of the original team confidence all he wants, but they've been so good to him. they're old friends but they're also walking wounds. he can blame shi-won for teaching dorothy, for bringing him to dorothy. he can blame oz for giving him makoto to work with. he can blame them, but it's not going to change anything. shi-won at least stuck by his side, so she's easier to forgive. oz is harder to forgive, even if he gave up everything for dorothy, for laurent. laurent is splitting hairs here, because he still blames them less than he blames himself.

I think once laurent has this realisation, he doesn't really know what to do with himself. he still does cons and stuff because he probably feels like anything else would be boring, but I think he now kind of wants to shoot oz (not shi-won, because like I said, her sticking directly by his side all those years makes it easier for him to "forgive" her). he gives himself reasons to hurt oz in these cons because he doesn't know when to quit a bad habit when he's spiralling. oz notices, but he doesn’t say anything. he does whatever laurent asks of him, because he's right. I don't think oz feels bad for laurent, however (I think he just feels bad for makoto at this point, because he's already processed most of his grief and self-loathing regarding miki).

I think oz is the type of person to mask his loneliness. he probably cares about laurent the same way two people in a jail cell care about each other. he does whatever laurent asks of him almost like a peace offering, because he's used to just playing whatever role people ask of him without question. he probably doesn't know who he is anymore, and he probably doesn't care. he'll just follow whatever laurent says because the memories he made with team confidence stick to him like old wallpaper, and he can't bring himself to peel them off. he traded one life for another, and he lost both of them.

unlike them, I imagine shi-won already made peace with her demons long ago. there's a reason she told kudo to just let his daughter go. there's a reason why she didn't get an arc to herself. I don't think she feels bad that they're going through this, but she probably tries to distract them once in a while because the one-sided tension between them is annoying to deal with.

sorry I'm a little skdjsjajfj about them

as it is, it feels to me that oz just goes along with what others want most of the time. he isn't too different from makoto in that regard orz

op how does it feel like to be the sexiest person on earth

god god god I LOVEE your thoughts about laurent theyre so incredibly great I've never seen more correct hcs than yours

laurent and oz bonding over fucking up makotos life augohfj its sad but. But. sigh

laurent empathizing with makoto and somehow relating to him now bc he realizes he kinda been through the same shit as him. but like. makoto dealt with way worse so he cant really say anything so he lashes out at the og team instead orz 😭

oz doing everything laurent asks kf him the same way makoto does too now . im going insanw now.

thanks op sorry i dont have anything to say bht please know that i fucking love all ur thoughts about this thank you so much you have opened my eyes

if projmoon genderbends dulcinea and penelope I will cry So Hard… please just give us lesbians…