Burn wings of fire x Messmer Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree
She encouraged him to make the storehouse so she could look at all of the hornsent corpses, but then he started preserving their culture in it, and then he had to kick her out of it becsuse she wouldn't stop biting and messing shit up.
they make each other much worse.
yes this is a crackship
I know it's a kids series but I am up at night thinking that Smolder has a secret life where he works as a steakhouse chef where he puts on shows while he cooks meat that he sells
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This is amazing i love her
Hell yeah, my official Sunny design! This is how I headcanon her as looking :0
legends darkstalker gn isn't gonna be drawn by mike holmes thank god
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going by ultrakill standards lust is the most 'be yourself' layer so
jerma
boils darkstalker in hot glue
kudos to this post for leading to me discovering that narcissism is an actual personality disorder
Calling Darkstalker a narcissist is ableist. There, I said it.
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the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on