Ain't No Way People Actually Thought This To Be Racist. You Gotta Focus And Re Read It Like 5 Times To

oh okay this is just screaming Yassen Gregorovich

Alex Rider edit!

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Lol another edit, s1 themed (sry for the bad quality)

Artemis the Hunter.

so Bob agrees to be a human lab rat because he believes his only worth as a person now is to be a glorified test dummy to advance science, he's stuffed in a box then wakes up with a gun to his head and immediately almost dies but still doesn't blame any of that on the people who put him in the box or the people with the guns, meets the first person in what feels like forever who asks if he's okay because they genuinely care about him, and he immediately sacrifices himself for them, oh his hero complex is SO fucked up. I need five more movies

alex getting his ears pierced in point blank is a very small detail but important to me because imagine the conversation he had when he came back to school

classmate: where have you been these last couple of weeks

alex: had a cold

classmate: you get your ear pierced when you have a cold??

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Uhh... Angel?

They were both used very differently, lol.

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Alex is named after a Bond girl - he gets his surname from Honeychile Rider from Dr. No. Other names Horowitz considered were Jack Banning, Tom Summers, Zac Marshall, Scott Winters, Dylan Beckett, Miles Longman, Sean Reeves, Jake Keaton, Adam Whitehead, Kai Bexter, Marcus Edwards, Liam Skye, Connor West, Kyle Fisher, Bradley Roberts, Callum Gates, Rupert Halliwell and Ben Shires.

thank fucking god alex rider stuck