Prob Somethin Like This

Theory 1: I don’t believe John when he says he killed Waller’s agents. *Spoilers*

I mean what was that scene, ok so even before you enter the room John is trying to think of what to say one of the first things he says is

And I believe him.

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Silly headcanons for Telltale Batman (mainly Bruce and John)

1. Vigilante John imitates Batman’s voice when interrogating criminals

2. Bane squirms a lot when getting tattoos

3. Oz always tells some badass/over the top story for the scar on his nose, like he fought off an entire battalion of queen’s guards just to take a selfie with Queen Elizabeth when in reality, he ran into a pole or some shit when he was drunk

4. John begs Bruce to let him drive the Batmobile when they go anywhere

5. John and Bruce sing/dance along to radio songs together in the car

6. John carries a glitter pen around in case anyone wants his or Batman’s autographs

7. Bruce inherits John’s laugh after spending so much time with him and scares the shit out of his coworkers

8. Regina quit after episode 2

9. John practices his Batarang skills on selfies he took with Harley

10. John snores/drools in his sleep. He also sneaks into Bruce’s bed during the night like a puppy

11. Bruce is constantly trying to keep Alfred and John from killing each other

12. John prank scares Bruce all the time

13. Bruce takes his Batarang away as punishment

14. John pouts and gives Bruce puppy eyes when he wants him to do something

15. John pretends to fall asleep on the couch so Bruce will carry him to the bedroom

Ma lovely boi~

John Doe looks   ↳ ➤

What about you, Connor? You look human, you sound human. But, what are you really?

Can we all agree that

ALL

OF

THESE

SCENES

need a little notification that says “Tumblr will remember that”? (plus others…there are just so many potential batjokes moments in this game)

A collection of Jack’s nicknames for his cupcake Rhys

or

shit Jack says to Rhys

As promised @valc0 a Gortash just for you!