*INTENSELY HOPING*

*INTENSELY HOPING*

Things I don’t want to see in Episode 5

John getting talked into going back to Arkham in the vigilante route

Bruce getting into a dumb, forced fight with vigilante John over something that could easily be talked through

Bruce yelling at John over what happened on the bridge and me not being able to stop that

John somehow getting infected by the virus (in order to make him unstable and physically resilient like comic book Joker), especially vigilante John

Things I do want to see in Episode 5

Bruce telling John, or at least having the opportunity to tell John, that he made the right call on the bridge because Bruce has his own suspicions about Waller and it would definitely be a bad idea to just hand it over to her (although we should probably also talk about shiving people)

Vigilante John becoming an official, or unofficial given that his already questionable public image may tank after this, Batman partner and getting invited to live with Bruce, or at least Bruce getting him a decent place to live that is not in an abandoned subway (and also a car)

I swear to god my Bruce would invite everyone to live at his house if he could

Bruce and John having a nice, calm, productive conversation about what happened in the Fun House

Things that are almost definitely not going to happen in Episode 5 but I would like to see anyway

Some kind of romance, or at least the beginnings of one, with John

Openly and Blatantly, in recompense for me having to tell the game once every five minutes that no I am not interested in dating Selina and that yes I would in fact prefer to stay just friends

I’m playing my Bruce as a closeted gay man, and, while I, a known lesbian, would totally be down for dating Selina, my Bruce is not