The Emperor By Nikolai Chugunov.

Okay, guys, guess what?

THIS IS WILLY!!!

Not entirely my idea but I found it pretty funny

Imagine your OTP

Person A: *calmly sitting and reading the newspaper while sipping an herbal tea*

Person B: *theatrically bursts into the room, wearing every glittery article of clothing and jewellery they own* WELL TAMATOA HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Just crying out XD

It had to be done. 

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Love this game. Great characters. The relationship between these two is personally my favorite part. 

Gay Icon Venom

When your Batsy isn't around 😢

Sad clown

What if, and hear me out-

Narrator: You come to your bedroll, ready to sleep away the day's adventure, but pause.

1.) Think of the Emperor, focus on it and hope it notices.

2.) Go to sleep. It's been a long day.

Narrator: You feel the Emperor's attention turn to you. It seems to be weary as well, but you have its attention.

1.) Good night, love.

2.) Any chance you'd like some company tonight?

3.) It's over. I just want you to know that officially.

The Emperor: Good night, my love.

Narrator: You feel a pleasant shiver of adoration bleed through you. Your face grows flush as you can practically feel various tentacles caressing you. It fades, though you hold to the feeling as you finally settle down for the night.

2.) Any chance you'd like some company tonight?

The Emperor: I would, but I must conserve my strength and focus on keeping you from becoming one of my own kind- no matter how magnificent of a mind flayer you would make.

The Emperor: Sleep well, my love.

The Narrator: You feel a rush of adoration bleed through you, as well as newfound exhaustion. Finally, you bed down for the night, though your dreams are not nearly as refreshing as you had hoped for.

3.) It's over. I just want you to know that officially.

Narrator: You feel the mind flayer search your mind, a deep sense of dread and desperation sweeps over you, though it is just as quickly shoved aside, hidden. You now feel nothing, save for your own conviction.

The Emperor: I see. A pity, but we still need one another regardless of the nature of our relationship. An ally you still are to me, and I to you. Nothing more.

Narrator: His attention falls away from you, and you are left alone, to bed down and get well earned rest.

What's your favourite Batjokes fanfics?

Sure. There are so many I love though, so I’ll probably just stick with the multi-chapter fanfics that I love and even then I’ll probably still miss some lol but here’s quite a bit for you.

Half Way Across by DracoMaleficium(http://archiveofourown.org/works/5795281/chapters/13357042)

A New Game by melody1987(http://archiveofourown.org/works/8248730/chapters/18902681)

Made For The Journey by Merixcil(http://archiveofourown.org/works/10748112/chapters/23828823)

The breaking of the Bat by berserkishard(http://archiveofourown.org/works/10946010/chapters/24358353)

Want/Need by ngm(http://archiveofourown.org/works/10404180/chapters/22974450)

This is Better Than the Two Boats by Slenderlock(http://archiveofourown.org/works/9819596/chapters/22048265)

Shattered Identities by Kittryn(http://archiveofourown.org/works/2361071/chapters/5211773) ‘sadly I don’t think it’ll be finished but it’s still great nonetheless’

Agony and Limits are both amazing by wbss21(https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1910173/wbss21)

Encounters by Kira Loves(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7062049/1/Encounters)

When it Rains by Shiore-Hikaru(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8980531/1/When-it-Rains)

Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5750081/1/Bastards-Deranged)

Joker’s Playmate by Jokerlady(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3674673/1/Joker-s-Playmate)

Here you go anon. Just some of my favorites, but like I said there really are just so many truly wonderful Batjokes fanfics out there it’s hard to make a full list of them.

Hank: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this one?

Connor: Tell it you changed your mind.

Hank: Uh.. Sorry honey, changed my mind. Nothing personal, you’re… a lovely girl, I just, uh… you know… I’m with him and… I mean, not with him like that… I’m not that… That’s not what I… You um… Wow… I just… got a job to do.

See no difference