I'm Sorry I Laughed Out Loud

when you take out the G in Graveyard 

I came searching for other people’s opinions on thiss after reading this in The Brother’s Hawthorne:

Avery calls him restless on the next page. “You have been for months.”

Hot(?) take:

Xander and Jameson Hawthorne have adhd

perhaps he’s the most precious boy alive

I do love that as a fandom we're like "pre-locked tomb reading list: the iliad the bible shakespeare's entire works lolita edgar allen poe's poems the oral history of aotearoa the epic of gilgamesh and the oxford dictionary." And then you read it and half the prose is:

Why is Spotify gatekeeping lyrics now

I barely ever post but this is so ridiculous to me

I knooooow I look like a teacher's pet I knoooooooooow I look like a brown-noser and a suckup but I can't help it I genuinely enjoy team building exercises and get-to-know-you games, I love going to work parties and solving riddles and learning about my coworkers it is enrichment for me

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

I'm looking up lots of words in my read of Gideon the Ninth

Thanks Tamsyn Muir <3

i love your writing

They see me rolling

They Hating

"I ask for a picture and I get the Fonz?" - The Martian

Mark Watney is my space pirate hero.