"Kira-" *Sighs deeply.* "Fancy woman who won't stop visiting." *A small bag hits Ronnie in the middle of her chest asI walk off really wobbly, muttering about nonsensical hotdogs.*
JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....
what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…
i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?
i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth
Well unlike you privileged princesses we don't have working showers, closest thing down here is the dingy river you throw all your slop in.
@vile-villainess
Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?
I'm just as surprised.
23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?
@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake
I don't argue with people who explode paint.
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.
Jinx - @vile-villainess
(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)
Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved
(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)
Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake
(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)
Sevika - @onlyvika
(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)
Isha - @jinxbutsmol
(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)
(Non-Cannon. Characters)
Seraphine - @minisevika
(Sevika's little brat.)
Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale
(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)
Noelle - @dreamynoelle
(Sevika's scary wife.)
Officially dead
And you have the money to spare.
@vile-villainess
Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?
I think she'd skin me alive before even considering me as an option.
I would honestly prefer it, with all the drama she would drag me into? Me, nor the firelights need that shit.
OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD
What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess
Just keep him away from the flames.
I'm not responsible if the kid gets hurt.
It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️
@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved
Used all my brainpower to find this out.
Your honor, I present evidence of Vi having fangs. [Fight me you bitches >:)]
I have more than enough resources to light a pyre.
It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️
@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved
Maybe I am, I don't think any of us appreciate having you around. Even if you're considered councilwoman.
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I swear to Janna, if I find this thing hovering over me in my sleep I will figure out how to catapult it.
@vile-villainess
Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?