Lmao 🤣 I Can’t Stop Laughing

Sacha Dhawan as The Master in Doctor Who: The Power Of The Doctor

Brax: How was school today?

Theta: It was good, but Torvic pushed Koschei off the seesaw.

Brax: And where were you?

Theta: I was over on the bench.

Brax: And what did you do?

Theta: Nothing, I was over on the bench.

Brax: But you saw what happened.

Theta: Yes, because I was over on the bench.

Brax: So you saw what happened, and you did nothing.

Theta: Yes, because I was sitting over on the bench.

Brax: Let me ask you this. IN NAZI GERMANY, when people saw what the Nazis were doing and they did nothing, were those good people?

Theta: Oh no, those are bad people, you’ve gotta stop the Nazis.

Brax: But you saw what they were doing to Koschei and you did nothing-

Theta: Because I was oVER ON THE BENCH.

Brax: Just explain to me this, how are you better than a Nazi?

Penelope: I made a salad with craisins!

Melissa Benoist as fem!Theta and Chyler Leigh fem!Koschei

Resistance - Vocals

Starts 1:16 in

don’t hold my portrait in your palms, I can’t run away, I don’t remember flowers and the sky without your chains.

and here we go - I lose you again and find - only to throw salt at you… how the girl with eyes of sun can fly?

I send you letters at night, tear photos into pieces, hit the bed with legs - hard - to not fall asleep.

　 　 　 　 　 The Time Lords only resurrected me because they knew I’d be the perfect warrior for a Time War. I was there when the Dalek Emperor took control of the Cruciform. I saw it. I ran. I ran so far. Made myself human so they would never find me, because I was so scared. 　 　 　 　 　[ You are diseased, albeit a disease of our own making. No more. ] 　　 　 　　　

The Timeless Children // The Power of the Doctor