Very Tiny Babies 🤏

Because sometimes, being a good believer is also fucking your god's self sacrificial tendencies and genocide ideation out of him

happy birthday to the three realms’ #1 simp!!

bonus:

Dianxia's words of wisdom 🙏

Medusa Lian and blind Hua Cheng!! This drawing is kinda old but I'm very proud of it!!

I was thinking this AU as some kind of canon divergence in which JW "walk in" when XL is still recovering after being stabbed ×1000 and changes him into Medusa as a way to "keep people away from XL so that they'll never hurt him again" and so XL just has to live completely alone in random forests to avoid changing people into statues kzkdkd

I was also thinking of the snakes being this universe's Ruoye (= an extension of XL that still has its own will) but not sure about that one lmao

TGCF Audio Drama｜Season 3 Episode 3 Cover

Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out

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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!

XL: I am a woman

SQX: ...

XL: ...

SQX: Even better!

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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned

XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?

PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know

XL: ????

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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!

The whole court room: gasps

FX: ????

MQ: ...

XL: ...no

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HX: Her Highness said-

SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?

HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*

HX: unfortunately

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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness

absolutely love it when they put details like this

How does one use Tumblr lmao (getting a bit tired of moving platform but hey that's life ig)

(Original ship dynamic template by @/officialjaydefender on TikTok!)