Me, As I Force A Dollar Bill Into The Self-checkout Machine: Thats Right…..good Boy……vore President

wow

it's been a while hasn't it?

anywho

hopefully i can be active on here

whether that be me posting once a month or whatever

most likely going to make this a shit post/art account just an fyi

also this will be a marker from any apst content on this account

after this it will be completely different

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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Hi I found a new fandom I like Its mediocre but I love it

plexus humor

opening up comms if anyone's interested

i do work a 40+ hr per week job so if interested please be patient with the art

got any cursed facts about falcons?? 🥺👉👈

compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.

so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target) 

and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!

so basically,

FALCON

PUNCH

This hit way too hard home

What is your current mood?

xd