Tinybassoon - YourDailyParasite

DURANDAL - MARATHON SERIES

reasoning: I could type an essay here, but instead I'll just say this. At some point he calls the male protaginist a good boy and promises to give him a "treat" once he's done with the mission

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Dog

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

My brethren have arrived

A perfect duet.

I died again oops

Transcript:

Gabriel: I think I'm going to go online today.

Hm... Wait, what? No... How can this be?

Machine- I...

How did they get all of these photos of us having sex?!

V1: I don't know, but save them, they're hot.

Transcript:

OH MEIN GOTT. DIS WEBSITE IS FULL OF GABRIELSENDICKSEN!

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YALL THIS SHIT HAD ME D E A D

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.