Ive Got Silly Disease. If You Try To Have A Serious Conversation With Me Im Sorry I WILL Make Weird Noises

here's hazbin art I drew about a month ago :) (also this is my first post, so hello)

Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?

I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.

And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).

Alastor canonically died in 1933.

Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?

From 1920-1933.

ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?

The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.

I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.

Are you looking for something complicated and sad??? You're in the wrong place! Keep yours simple and happy and come back next time!

It's here! Our newest product - VOXEJI !

If you don't know, a shimeji is a program where a character roams around your computer screen (in this case, it's our lovely Vox) 

If you already know how to download them, here's the link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/mmcj5k9riqe3lph/Vox_Shimeji.zip/file

Otherwise, see below for install instructions!

You need:

Java

Windows 10 or 11 (may work on other OSes, not tested)

Instructions:

1. Click the link above, and hit download 2. Find Vox Shimeji.zip in your downloads > right click > extract all > extract 3. You should now have a file called Vox Shimeji - open it, then open the Vox folder 4. Double click shimeji-ee.jar or shimeji-ee.exe 5. His little Voxtek logo should appear at the bottom right of the screen. On Windows 11, it might be inside the little ^ menu 6. A moment later, he should fall onto the screen! Right click him for more options or just let him run around

If you encounter any trouble, message me and I'll help fix it!

Kinda crazy how speaking English is almost a form of literacy without which your access to the relevant scientific and sociopolitical conversations of our time is seriously limited.... Thank God I started reading yaoi fanfiction on American websites at age 14

been binging epic the musical things all day. listened to thunder bringer over and over. the underworld on repeat. my goodbye at least ten times. and the tune that has been selected to be stuck in my head? i am the monster rawr rawr rawr

legendary

Finally something with this guy! I LOVE IT!!!

Alabaster in a dumb little dog onesie… maybe? If I ask very nicely? Pretty please?

Since you asked nicely 😌

The magic boy ✨✨🪄🪄 THE MAGIC SON✨✨✨

Sock lore🧦: This guy has owned like only three pairs of socks his entire life. He claims he doesn’t need any since he can just repair them with magic if they get worn out. These specific ones he stole from Ethan (who had enough of it and had thrown Al’s socks away).

Di Angelo siblings as babiessss❤️❤️❤️ (they have no idea what’s coming)