Alastor: One Of The Most Powerful Demons In Hell, Has Killed Several People, Very Dangerous And Manipulative

in honor of season 5 of rick and morty being available to stream i would like to say once again that the writers had no business making 35 yr old rick that fine

loid and damian’s whole interaction > anything else

You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion

You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion!!!

chu~˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

bonus: damian.exe stopped working

Danny: I meant to ask you, because you just kinda did the voice. Was that crab that goes "FUCKYOURFATHER, FUCKYOURFATHER," was that FROM something or was that just randomly generated?

Arin: Nah I just made it up.

Danny: I love you. I love your fucking brain.

Destiel is ridiculous, Dean is straight…

well, that one time, but he’s straigh…

but still, he’s strai…

ok but he’s stra…

He’s str…

He…

…damn it

Dan Avidan things to appreciate

that little squeaking sound he makes when he laughs too hard 

his sneezes 

when he whistles 

cHeSt HaiR  

the way his shirt rides up when he lays down

his bouncy curls

THE LEATHER JACKET 

his glasses 

when he wears the Danny Sexbang costume and you can see the bulge

his smile 

when he sometimes sticks his tongue out 

when his hair flows in the wind 

the faces he makes when he lip-syncs to his favorite songs 

the little gray hairs in his beard 

his chin 

JAWLINE

giant thumbs/fingers/hands (all of them)

PONYTAIL 

literally not being able to see his eyes because of his hair

LIPS 

his love for football 

mirror selfies 

ARMS 

the way he moves his hips when he dances

when he talks about memes he likes 

his pronunciations of certain words

HIM!!! 

Feel free to add more as you please, let’s keep the list going!

I rewatched “Alpha and Omega” for the first time in years bc some peeps were saying it was the worst movie ever, but I had always loved the main couple romance when I was little.

I was wrong.

Everyone was wrong.

Humphrey and Kate don’t matter to me any more.

Garth and Lily are clearly the superior choice, I will hear no howls against this.

am i funny yet?

I just watched Turning Red and now I'm definitely a 4townee