I Hate This Guy And His Big Stupid, Hot Face

Thanksgiving Dinner

Moxxie: Thank you Millie for making this dinner

Millie: Aww sweetie, you’re welcome!

Blitzo: It tastes like ass

Loona: You taste like ass.

Blitzo: Honey you need to have manners, your mother and I don’t approve of this behavior

Loona: *pointing at the rag doll with makeup on sitting next to Blitzo* THATS A FUCKING DOLL NOT MY MOM

Blitzo: *covering its ears* how dare you insult your mother like that!! It’s ok Jane, it’s ok... don’t listen to the mean dog

Loona: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT-

Imagine the following: Damian knows that Anya can read minds and one day he decides to be nice and only think of kind things about her....except that it's the new moon so naturally Anya wouldn't notice.

He'd spend the whole day giving her compliments in his mind, getting all flustered in the process AND will assume that Anya is ignoring him on purpose cause she's mad at him 😭

currently obsessed over this picrew I made of my characters, it's the most accurate to how I imagine one of them and I love it so much and it just makes me so happy seeing them together

picrew made by:

Picrew

ElenaA's Kiss Crew

For my friends :) 🌟You can make a kiss, or a simple side-view. (All options for the second character can be unselected.) ✨ This picrew i

thinking of asking someone to commission them so if anyone is interested in that let me now :) (fair warning Im new to commissioning so sorry if I don't understand how things work, also I don't have really descriptive details of them. Also if you ask for PayPal I need to figure out how to use it)

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

Ṱ̵̠ͨ̌ͮͧ͐ͯ̇̌̚H̢̘̖̦͙̦ͤ͡E̼͐ͮ͆̓ͅN̸̙̱ͨ͌̚̕ ͌͏̳̙̹͉͖S̢̱ͬ̋ͫ̔́T͈͉͚͎̘̮̐ͦ̓͛̽͠Ẹ̷̣̠̠̖̥̯̝ͩ͐̓ͤ͌ͪ̚P̢̯̰̻̯͑ͪ̅̿̚ ̶͍̺͂̾͑ͫI̶̠͇̦̍̂̈́ͤ̏̆̓̂͢ͅN̨̨̟̲̞̖̟ͪ̀͒ͣ̆̑͑̇̕ͅT̛̰̥͕̰͓̯̜͇ͬ̍͒͗̎ͤȎ̟͕̬͖̦̼̹̠ͣ̀́ ̢̘̗͍͇̠͇͍͇ͩ̒̓̐̌͟͠M̴̗̣̹̹̟̟̜̀̏̾̐̃̿̒Y͔̲̲͇̩̓͛ͣ̃ͥͭ͊͜ ̷̡̠̟̞̠̟ͪ̒ͭ͂͗̆̋̓̇C̳̿̄̂ͩ̈͡A̪̭̝̹͓͌͌͠N̷̴̤̼̮̳͈͋̿̒͛̎͆̇ͩD̲̯̳ͦ̃̌̈̓͢Y̘͙̖̦͖͙̪͇̓͆̋͋̎̾ͭ̋͘ ̶̵͕͈̬͚́̎̋͆ͧͨ̿ͪͅS̮̮̰͗̎̒̅̍͐̀͟T̛͇̯̤̻͖̟̲̺̥̃ͯ̌̉̚͘Ǫ͓̭̭̽́̎̆̅ͫͣͪ͜R̡̩͎ͨ͌̓Eͯ̒͒ͣͨ͊ͪͩͯ͏͘҉͎̣̪

Brahms: *struggling to swim even with floaties on*

Y/N: I’d save him, but who am I to play God?

#when you’re not sure if you wanna vent or just isolate yourself

Im convinced some Brahms simps bought a light blue cardigan and wears it around pretending they stole it from him or he gave it to them or something

Homicide

JD's Dad: Jason's at that very special age where there's only one thing on his mind.

Principle from one of his many schools: Oh? Girls?

JD: Homicide.

Do you guys realize how much of a CHOKEHOLD this episode had me in as a kid

Unreal

Unmatched

“So why don’t you just admit it Fiona, you’re in love with me.”

BYE MINI SID BYE WAS NICE KNOWING YA

Chisaki Kai is a hot piece of ass. Like/reblog if you agree

For real though, look at those eyes he’s fckn beautiful