As If You Don't Make Some If The Worst Comments Yet (e.g. Skinny Legend, And That Was Just One Example)

As if you don't make some if the worst comments yet (e.g. skinny legend, and that was just one example)

As my friends and I always talk bullshit that is sometimes actually funny, I thought to myself ‘Lena, why not make a Blog, because people might actually enjoy and/or share your suffering from the stupidity of others’

So here we are, please enjoy our collectively shared one (1) brain cell and try not to suffer too much from the amount of bad wordplays

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2 years ago

I think Marva would be incredibly happy knowing that Brasso used her funeral stone to bitchslap some stormtroopers.


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2 years ago
“of Course, No?”

“of course, no?”

“no—”

“yes.”

something something the alone mission except when soap gets to the church, ghost isn’t there to meet him.

something something ghost tells him to get in the truck and leave before graves shows up with more shadows.

“but what about you, LT? tell me where you are, I'll come find you.”

something something he orders soap to leave, but johnny climbs the gate with his busted shoulder, follows a trail of dead bodies up the tower and finds ghost bleeding out, and there’s no way he’s going to make it and all ghost can say is “i gave you a fucking order”

and he tells soap to leave again, but he can’t because here simon is still worrying about johnny, while he’s dying with no hope of an extraction, told him stupid little jokes and led him to safety neither of them would be able to reach on their own, but as long as johnny got out—as long as he’s safe—

because he can handle dying. hell—he can handle soap dying. but not if it's because of him.

something something i don’t know how it ends all i know is i’m crying

blue version bc idk which one i like better

“of Course, No?”

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5 years ago

If you get this answer with 3 random facts about yourself and tag the last 7 people in your notifications

Tagged by @draphrawrites

1. I fall out of my bed regularly, it is 1.60 m wide

2. that one kid who runs around 24/7 with headphones? That’s me.

3. My hands are twitchy as hell, so I make random lines all across drawings, notes and essays every time they get particularly bad. I have the habit of connecting them and doodling something out of them (though it usually looks very wierd because my hands are still twitching)

@xiheru @dabislesbiangf @splattered-crimson-ink @definitelynotsomeoneimportant @persimmon-child

And bill, who I will @ once they have a tumblr lol

4 years ago

How did you sum us up so good? Why is this so spot on? Should we be scared?

As to avoid some confusion, here are the people explained:

le me: local satanistic techsupport, always here for listening and mental support, just don’t expect advice from me, loves videogames (PC & PS4), but also books, stans Benedict Cumberbatch and everything Cyberpunk (yes i cried when Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed for a second time), in a relationship with satan, probably the most mentally stable person in this group, hasn’t seen the lion king, occasionally dms a round of pen and paper

Finn: is literally satan, cutest and most loving person, yet hella sarcastic, done with everyones shit, suffers the most from Dilan‘s bad word plays, huge star wars nerd, he literally knows every meme there possibly is, also loves videogames, currently lacking of general kids- and netflix-show knowledge, but we’re working on that

Ely: @1elysium , constantly suffering mom friend, yes she has heard every joke there is about red hair, no she does not appreciate getting burned, tells people to please not die, another huge star wars nerd, can confuse not-knowing people by nerding with Finn about it, and yes she has read every fanfiction about it there is on Ao3

Brian: @xettsstuff , the meme-lord with the grunge aesthetic, also a hella good cook, another videogame-enthusiast, very much enjoys annoying other people in civ, does not approve of me conquering spain tho smh, also a pretty great dm, we always get him to the verge of complete desparation tho, very much enjoys Dark Souls, even tho it makes him rage most of the time

Dilan: @dilllonon , most wholesome person you will ever meet, u do something for her? She will thank you approximately 20 times for it, at least, the biggest cinnamon roll, but whenever you expect it least, she will make a word play, so bad, that you will suffer for at least 3 workdays (yes she will apologize for it afterwards, multiple times), also obsessed with ethics and philosophy, especially Kant

Vivien: if there is a Kink, she probably knows and, by chance also has it, very protective over her waifus, can also draw them like one of her french girls, very much enjoys space and astronomy (not astrology), very offended on a personal basis, as soon as someone confuses those two, also enjoys watching trash on either youtube or netflix late at night

Tom: looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll that could actually kill you, might stab you in the side (no, not with a knife) and won’t stop until u either stab him back strong and fast enough or ur laying on the ground, begging for him to stop, can T-pose you, because the probability is high, that he’s taller than you, is the semi-rich one of the group

Arthur: if people were adjectives, then he would be: lost, he has the talent, to always time his semi-stupid question unintentionally right, which either ends in other people suffering or other people laughing so hard, that they can’t breathe, he also has a very eloquent way of speaking, which mostly makes the whole situation even more hilarious and/or confusing for others

Ria: the extrovert, she has socialising 100 and doesn’t hesitate to just talk to random people, also a bit hyperactive, befriends random people in Valorant, but is too shy to actually meet them in real life, very enthusiastic about Videogames in general, but can only commit to them over a certain time, can actually draw and make it look aesthetic

4 years ago

Isn't Mandalore all about the will of the people? So when there is Bo and obi with Jango the people mostly rally behind them and both sides call for Satine to step down, which she eventually has to because you can't rule people who don't wanna be ruled if you're not gonna use violence. So then there would be a power vacuum because neither Bo nor Obi (or Jango??? I dunno) can definitely claim the throne and Bo challenges them which would be the time when Jango gets kidnapped?

If you want me to stop making suggestions please tell me, this is your story and I don't want to be rude or anything

@1elysium​ The Dha Kar’ta Post Was Super Heckin Long, So I Thought I’d Answer You Over Here!

@1elysium​ the dha kar’ta post was super heckin long, so i thought i’d answer you over here!

i can’t speak for fiori, but i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! this au already means a lot to me, and the support for it so quickly has been amazing, both on here and ao3. I’m thinking between two and three years between Illum and Jango meeting them! i need time for Obi to build a relationship with Dooku and Anakin, and Dha lol. 

i haven’t given much thought to Obi taking a padawan, because i haven’t solidified my wants for the clones just yet. you’re right, they started them right about the time of the invasion of Naboo, but since Dooku was the one to orchestrate getting Jango involved, i don’t see that happening in this ‘verse. which breaks my feckin heart cause i LOVE the clones and Boba and i definitely implied in the force visions that Boba was a possibility, but i can’t figure out how to make it work 😭if Obi were to take a padawan, ahsoka is definitely a possibility, but savage has also crossed my mind. but yes he would absolutely raise them as Mando’ade Jedi. 

as for Dooku being involved with Palps, i’ve actually been thinking about that! i think he’s suspicious yes, but that’s the thing about a sith lord, he can warp people’s perceptions of him and his actions, and he has a lot of power that the council is beholden to, and Dooku IS a little busy trying to keep his other dumbass grandson alive. so while he’s still with the order, he’s off planet a LOT even before Jango searches them out.

now, that being said, Anakin is an eldritch force vessel in this, which he was not in the canon timeline. the force is semi-sentient and endless and exists on multiple layers of spice-time and is basically fucking canon in an attempt to keep Obi-Wan alive. which means it can’t allow Anakin to fall. which means Palps has less icky fingers in Anakin’s brain and while Anakin might not be totally aware of his status as a vessel, he knows to trust the force because on Tatooine, that’s all he had. i’ll save my other thoughts for the actual fic, but while Palps does manipulate Anakin to an extent, he doesn’t have nearly as strong a foothold.

and @theclonewarsbrokeme​ because this story is your baby too

6 years ago

Robots and the Internet

I don't know if someone already thought about this but I recently re-watched Age of Ultron and one thing came to my mind. In some movies it's shown that robots with the ability to search the internet come to the conclusion that humanity is bad, mostly because they see the news, our history and all those hateful posts.

But humanity isn't all that bad, our history is full of war and death but also of beautiful stories of pride, hope, love and so much more. Take Rosa Parks as an example. The internet is full of creative posts, cute videos or inspiring stories.

Now why would a robot whit the ability to search the internet in seconds just oversee this? Why would it not see how wonderful human kind can be if it could look past those dump idiots and little bitches who are shouting the loudest?

Maybe instead of wanting to kill everyone it would be friendly?

Dunno, just a random thought that came to my mind.

(Or maybe it would just be really horny because of all the porn on the internet)

4 years ago
I’ve Seen A Lot Of Posts On My Dash Tonight About Users Who Are Threatening Suicide, With Other Tumblr

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

5 days ago

Andor S2E6 Spoilers

Something about Andor pulling a bury your gays in 2025 feels not very great in a (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ kind of way.

Not because I think they did it maliciously, mostly because it’s the same kind of agony characters dying in Andor usually evokes and I guess that was exactly the point.

They made it incredibly poetic how Cinta is “only here because of [Vel]” and then dies on that same mission for absolutely nothing. Her death points out how fragile the rebellion is when people don’t follow orders and even if the rebels get away with the weapons it’s not a win because that’s what the empire wanted. So it’s a net negative in the end because the trade for an objective that they would’ve gotten anyway is the life of one of their most competent allies. T_T

It makes a lot of sense from the storytelling perspective and is very well executed, as Andor usually is, but did it need to happen to the gays right after the first gay on screen kiss?

I am simply devastated but that’s nothing new after an Andor episode :(


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1 week ago

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

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