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im fucking terrified people have to go though this shit man, reblog for people who might need it

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

Also known as Real Life, or “where do players come from?”

Another day, another PhoenixCS video inspiring me to draw Minecraft women. But this time it's not a vanilla Minecraft mob, but instead the boss Ur-Ghast from the Twilight Forest mod. I've had the idea for what she'd look like for a while (cough multiple years cough), but only drew her now. The little girls on the doodle are supposed to be the Carminite Ghastlings that the boss summons.

Oh, that game was so fun! Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again.

Oh, that was fun. We should play again.

We should play again.

Again.

Again.

No that’s not right….

…I’m happy here, aren’t I?

you all wanted to see that keychain right...? you all want the keychain right...? get the collector's edition but also... maybe... we have another cool keychain like this ALSO coming that is sold individually... but buy CE:

Serenity Forge Store

Slay the Princess - Collector’s Edition

You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You're here to slay

gods cannot be killed but i will force them into oblivion myself

the bottom of the museum of human history

im starting to give the voices in my head names like in slay the princess

Voice of the Storyteller: lets expand on this one random character you made based on a scribble on your schooldesk Voice of the Distracted: remember how cool this one thing was Voice of the Anxious: why are you slacking off, your assignment is due in 5 days!!!!! do that shit!!!!!!!!!!! right!!!!!!!! fucking!!!!!!!! now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voice of the Horny: how about we Voice of the Heinous: here's the worst possible thing you can do in this situation:

In which I made Mojang the benevolent but shadowy government with some fey vibes thrown in

Cant explain but Block of Raw Gold and Block of Amethyst are lesbians–