The Spectator

im starting to give the voices in my head names like in slay the princess

Voice of the Storyteller: lets expand on this one random character you made based on a scribble on your schooldesk Voice of the Distracted: remember how cool this one thing was Voice of the Anxious: why are you slacking off, your assignment is due in 5 days!!!!! do that shit!!!!!!!!!!! right!!!!!!!! fucking!!!!!!!! now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voice of the Horny: how about we Voice of the Heinous: here's the worst possible thing you can do in this situation:

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

thats it. thats slay the princess.

Slay the Princess is basically just a huge game of Fuck Marry Kill but the guy asking REALLY wants you to pick kill.

gods cannot be killed but i will force them into oblivion myself

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

I did it! I’ve now done all the unlicensed killers from DbD! Obviously a lot of these heights are just personal headcannons because if I did their in game heights, it’d probably have a lot less variety.

May have gone overboard with the blood. I got very excited about this brush I found lol.

Carrying metric fucktons of gold makes a little more sense now

It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

I get laid tomorrowwwwww