The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :
Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.
Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.
Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...
Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.
Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.
Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.
Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)
Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
superman is so real for that
god i love toxic yaoi
toxic yaoi (cherik)
toxic yaoi (scogan)
healthy toxic yaoi (poolverine)
healthy yuri (yukionic)
multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:
tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?
damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?
duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something
jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!
dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am
steph in russian: who are we killing?
dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason: …. you motherfucker
cass signing: nice drawing
damian in chinese: thank you
dick yelling at bruce about something he did
jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?
tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think
jason: does bruce even know-
tim: no he doesn’t
Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kai: Several traffic violations.
Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Zane: Also, this is not our car.
Timothy "straightlace" Jackson Drake and Richard "the mother hen" John Grayson
🤝
Not letting anyone but their teen titans know that ur completely unhinged underneath the mask
Tweet between Jason and Dick methinks?
REAL
bruce pulling all the bad bitches
everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)
Og pic under cut:
oh dick grayson the man that you are