Bruce Wayne Is So Fucking Annoying. He's So Hot And I Hate Him. Why Does This Man Have Chemistry With

jaya dump because i'm sick and twisted and i miss them and oh my god imcryning pleasecome bback to me jaya i think im gonna throwup

also i kinda made the 2nd one out of spite of the twink jay truthers. that man is not skinny or weak or frail. he is a grown man and he has muscles and he is beautiful and perfect . He's literally a ninja like omg he trains and does fights and prolly tries to see how many consecutive backflips he can do idk (the answer is 0). i think he'd probably be relatively lean & slim but actaully super super strong. also i think nya would just be rlly muscular and beefier compared to jay .....Just because she's awesome like that

Tim: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve fallen in love with my best friend-

Tim: Well I’d have a lot of nickles-

Barry: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked. Hal: What? Barry: What? Bruce, without looking up from the files he's reviewing: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

ℜ𝔦𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰

Fucked up, doomed by the narrative, pathetic meow meow white man who has an incorrigible proficiency for violence, self-loathing, self-esteem issues, trauma arcs focused on the loss of a loved one, cringe fail vengeance era, believes he’s not made for love, warmth, or redemption, ends up being adopted by a bunch of extroverts whom he’d die for, has an incredibly terrifying daughter who could end him in a blink, and a super powerful god-like sunshine spouse who adores him:

oh dick grayson the man that you are

Damian always uses Dick’s hair brush, even though they’ve already talked about it.

SOMEONE PLS PLS DRAW SELINA IN THIS

He’s a very professional Catholic Priest