Fyi Your Dad Is A Whor—

“you dare challenge my knowledge on my signature special interest, boy?”

more jay-centered content bc he is what made me want to draw ninjago again, fsr

trying to cope with the news so here's something really stupid and just general darkleys kids stuffs

third pic below is my bud @twigs-sprigs band au darkleys keke

Work in progress! It’s a StephCass meme recreation 💜🖤

It was for the week event, but I did not complete in time because of my health issues :,)

Each of the batkids has had a moment where they once forgot that they spoke multiple languages(or even their mother tongue) in high stress situations.

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A woman: *speaking Arabic to Damian*

Damian who forgot his first language: English woman! English!

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A young girl cries out in french

Duke, who's in ~collage~ and is learning to be a ~productive and successful member of society~ is taking university level Korean and is still in that ~headspace~: swis-swis uljima

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A young boy: *speaks german*

Stephanie "I'm the best at German, Bruce said so" Brown: Est-ce que....uh....oh shite

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An old woman: *speaks Romai*

Dick: * replies in Romanian*

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A shocked person: Hel-

Jason: Do you sprechen American!

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Person: Ma mere! Óu est elle? Elle n'est pas ici!

Tim: Je m'appelle Red Robin

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Someone: *signs to Cass*

Cass: *failing computer noises*

I don't think Tim would kill the Joker, not even after Joker Junior.

I do, however, think he could manipulate someone else into it and retain the moral high ground, instead. After all, if someone else does it and he doesn't directly tell then to- well that was their decision, and he need not worry.

Tim, to Shiva: yeah but loads of people have defeated The Bat at this point. Just look at the Joker. I mean, Joker's basically unkillable. There's not a single assassin or vigilante or hero that could kill him. He just keeps on living and causing chaos.

Shiva: I cluld

Tim: no, no you really can't. But it's OK! Lots of people can't! It would take only the best to kill Joker. I mean sure, a LoA member might be able to...

Shiva: I will.

Tim, shrugging: whatever! You can do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you...

A week later, Joker's dead and Tim is biting back a grin as Bruce glares at them all.

Bruce: "Alright, who did it?"

Nightwing: you need to face it, B, it wasn't any of us.

Bruce, glaring at Tim: the wounds looked similar to that of a bo staff-

Tim, rolling his eyes: I was busy at Joker's ToD. Besides. I'm the best, but not the only bo staff user in the world. Lady Shiva rivals me as well- could have been her.

Bruce, scowl deepenign: and how exactly do you know Joker's ToD?

Tim points at the screen, wordlessly. The phrase "Time of Death: 22:19" were written in bold.

Bruce grimaced. : and what exactly where you doing? I don't believe you were with us which gives you no alabi-

Tim: I was with Bernard.

Bruce: doing what?

Tim: Bernard.

Steph snorts in response.

Steph: let it go, B. Clearly it wasn't any of us. Maybe some assassin with a grudge took him out- honestly, we should be celebrating!

Jason cheers in the background and starts grabbing the most expensive bottles from Bruce's alcohol collection.

🐙 Ninjago incorrect quotes 🐙

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*Kai walking by*

Cole: I wish I had something to throw at him

Nya: you have a phone

Cole: wouldn't wanna break my phone on his thick head

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*the ninja all being suspicious*

Wu: what the flying fig tree is happening!?

Lloyd: ooh, alliteration, I like it

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*the police arresting Lloyd*

Lloyd: *annoyed* god can't keep me in check but the law can...

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Cole: roses are red, violets are blue, suffering is intense and so is my love for you

Kai: I can't tell if you're flirting with me or crying for help

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Nya: in a world where one of them is straight

*Nya gestures to the boys*

Nya: it's not Cole

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Zane: do you remember the last time you ate a baseball?

Jay: 😃😦🤨

Zane: well?

Jay: 😔

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Lloyd: *casually* I once ate poison ivy

Everyone else: ???

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Kai: he's definitely sucking on me, but that's besides the point

Cole: 😦

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Nya: Jay, do something cool

Jay: I can twiddle my toes *twiddles toes*

Lloyd: she said "cool" not "disturbing"

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Kai: I'm a great dancer

Jay: you dance like a worm

Cole: and not in the cool way

Kai: I do not!

Zane: you definitely do

Kai: *starts trying to dance but just looks like a weird worm*

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Nya: I will cut a bitch

Jay: no?? No thanks???

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Misako: *wearing a costume for Halloween* who am I?

Jay: the queen of England?

Misako: I would have come in wearing a coffin then

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*playing board games*

Wu: I'm gonna win! I can feel it in my bones! Or maybe that's my arthritis..

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Arin: *trying to sing* something something, slim shady, something something, swear words-

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Sora: I love you, Wyldfyre, but I think you're trying to kill me

Wyldfyre: maybe I am!!

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Arin: guess what *middle finger*

Sora: 😃

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*Wyldfyre being aggressive*

Kai: stop tormenting the other students! I will turn this class around!!

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*loud but normal sound if you have a pet*

Jay: *paranoid* that was loud

Nya: maybe the cat knocked something over

Jay: but how??

Nya: by running into it

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Sora: I'm so nice

Arin: 🤨

Sora: *kicks Arin* so kind

Arin 😔

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Jay: *talking abt Nya* she could tell me about a bag of rocks and I'd still listen

Nya: *walking by and overhearing* *blushing*

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Kai: aren't you supposed to follow the instructions?

Cole: cooking is just a bunch of suggestions that I'm not gonna listen to

Zane: I think you'll regret doing that in the future...

Kai: *looking at the batter Cole made* I'm not gonna eat that...

Cole: don't worry! I'm probably not gonna either with how much salt I just put in it!

Jay: how even??

Cole: I thought it was sugar

Completely unexpected. :3 

BatFamily and Their Batman Ship:

Alfred - BatCat. Even though he disaproves of Selina's criminal life he enjoys her company enough it doesn't really matters. He thinks Selina and Bruce are perfect for each other.

Jim Gordon - BatCat and BruHarvey before discovering that Batman and Bruce were the same people he kindda just belived Catwoman was Batman's soulmate and Harvey was Bruce's tragic soulmate. Is more inclined towards Bruharvey because he thinks Bruce is the only one who can get Harvey's back and he and Harvey really bonded working together and he saw Harvey as an younger brother before Two-Face.

Dick - BatCat or SuperBat. He loves both Clark and Selina and both were basically parents for him in a way or another. He is very disapointed in Bruce for never acting on either of his two very obvious crushes. He is even more disapointed after Khoa breaks Bruce's heart.

Dick is an anti-GhostBat and Khoa will have to do a lot of work to prove his worth to Bruce's eldest child. He also disaproves of BruHarvey.

Barbara - BruHarvey or BatCat, just like Dick she grew whatching Selina sending Bruce the heart eyes and also respecting Selina as the ultimate girlboss. But while Dick was seeing Superman sending his dad love eyes, Barbara was seeing her uncles Harvey and Bruce weirdly pinning. And while Dick and Harvey never got along at all, Harvey was very close to the Gordon family as a whole and used to babysit Babs a lot.

Jason - Brutalia and WonderBat. He accepts some of Bruce's other love interests, but he doesn't like them. Talia means to Jason the same that Selina means to Dick, she is basically his mother and he adores her.

While Jason would support Wonderbat as well is important to add that he thinks Diana could and should do better. He thinks the same of Talia, but he also knows how much she likes Bruce and believes Bruce does act better when with her. He is starting to think BruHarvey is also not that awfull of an idea.

Cassandra - She saw most of Bruce's romantic phases with people and she has no fix idea. She just wants Bruce to be happy. If she had to choose one option would probably be Talia, but in parts is because she has a tiny crush on Talia.

Tim - None. Tim doesn't think anyone is good enough for Bruce. Or better put he thinks Bruce is too emocionally fragille for a relationship. Anyone who dates Bruce will have to deal with an overprotective Tim.

He specially distrusts Selina. The closest to a Bat ship he has is BatLatern cause Tim was the Robin during the time Bruce and Hal were having the weird "chair" friendship and it kindda reminded Drake of him and Kon. Still he is very anti Batman dating and will make a PowerPoint presentation of "things I'm going to do with you if you ever hurt Bruce."

Stephanie - Thinks Bruce is too much of a loser to date. Does ship BatCat. She likes Selina and like all Robins saw her and Bruce weird flirt, she thinks they match. She also supports Brutalia, mostly because Damian convinced her. She just really doesn't care. Will write trash fic about Batman and his Rogues. When Riddler was living at her home she would specially make fun of his crush on Bruce. But is more her being a little gremlim than anything else.

Damian - Brutalia. Duh. He wants his parents to be an item and he wants it now. Will do a parent trap if necessary. Sees good points in other ships, he actually gets along well with Selina and with Clark, but I mean, he is on his mother's side.

Duke - Coudn't care less. There is only one superhero love life he cares and it's his own. He loves Bruce but that man's love life is just too messy for him to have an opinion on and my man knows his priorities. While not as protective as Tim, Duke is still very protectice of Bruce.

Bao - GhostBat. This child of divorce just wants to see his parents get back together and he will fight the other child of divorce (Damian) over it.

[I can't imagine neither Kate nor Helena even participating on such debate because both are really not intererested in Bruce's weird love life. I also have no idea what Harper, Cullen, Maps or Luke would think].

All members of the batfam hate BatJokes.

Disclaimer: there is very specific situations with different ships, for example I personally believe that Lego Dick does shipp BatJokes and Unburied Babs ships RiddleBat. But this are very specific versions of the characthers and not the general norm.

Having a tantrum brb

I know it was probably said like a million times since the movie came out, but my favourite detail in the whole movie is in the DNA numbers with Red Hood's 635 being the issue number when he appears under that name while Jason's 428 is for the issue in which he dies