Part Seventeen; Don't Ask Tim About His Spleen

Dick Grayson is such a baby girl. Wally and Kory literally carry him around like a princess all the time. His speedster bf, and alien gf give him so much princess treatment; I love it. (It also doesn’t help that they’re both taller than him)

ℜ𝔦𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰

he’s not okay

‘dear jason by opiumorchid (duckytree) on ao3

The kids are chaotic and with no idea how they ended up in this situation Talia and Lois did a Wife Swap. Which is very entertaining as Talia canonically have beef with the Superfamily.

Alfred: Going morning Mrs. Lane, apologies that Master Bruce and the kids can not greet you right now. They are training.

Lois: What do you mean training? It's 6 AM.....

Clark: Good morning....Talia.

Talia: Good morning Kent. Though we don't get along I apologize for interrupting your training session.

Clark: Training session? It's 6 AM in the morning.

Talia: Judging by your comment I assume the children are still asleep?

Clark: Yes....because it's 6 AM.

Lois: Does everyone always argue with each other every minute?

Batfamily: We're not arguing!

Lois: Yes you are, my family tends to talk things out calmly.

Jason: We're not arguing it's called playful banter

Lois: Sure....

Jon: Why are you dressed like that?

Talia: Dressed like what?

Kon: Dressed so fancy... we're going to do farm work.

Talia: I am aware of that. This is my farm work attire. Thank you very much.

Clark, Kon and Jon: ......

Lois: Sooooo what do you and Talia do together?

Bruce: Sometimes we like to sit beside each other reading a book in silence.

Lois: ......

Bruce: .......

Lois: Oh! You're serious!

Kon: I was thinking of getting a nose piercing but mom and dads disapprove or whatever

Talia: I reccomend a nose piercing. They are really cute and I have one.

Kon: Coolll

Clark: TALIA STOP TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY CHILD

Lois to the Batfamily: I've always thought that you guys are dysfunctional but looking at it up close makes me realize you are far beyond that.

This is so stupid lmao

Urghfbehhehwbuaaaaa what if he came out of creation pod as baby and just grew up really fast later on

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Talia flirting with Bruce after acting motherly towards the other batkids that aren't Damian

doomed family

Can you think of any more bllk misinterpretations? I feel like shidous a big one. Much love ❣️

OFC!!! i have so many i could yap for days on end without stopping…

just because hiori calls himself a sadist and likes crippled girls doesn’t automatically make him a menace. he’s a chill, relaxed, and often even shy person who often does favors for people without anything in return. (light novel, implied in the manga)

shidou is actually quite a calm and chill person as long as you don’t actively piss him off (rin) or if you’re not a soccer player. he often compliments people and is even willing to cooperate people who he dislikes. (egoist bible, implied in the manga)

chigiri has a very dislikable personality. this is due to his princess complex, narcissism, and arrogance. outside of his looks, he doesn’t actually have many fans because of his personality and character. (light novel, implied in the manga)

reo isn’t actually a gentleman and often has a hard time noticing when someone has romantic interest in him. because of this, he often doesn’t realize when girls like him, and when someone confesses, he automatically assumes that it’s because of his looks or money (he’s mostly right but sometimes wrong) (egoist bible, light novel, episode nagi)

kunigami is actually quite dense and doesn’t really realize when someone has any sort of intentions. he’s quite popular at his school but doesn’t actually realize it, and whenever people would play with him as a child, he took the games too far or didn’t understand the point of the games at all. (light novel, implies in the manga)

tim really shouldn't have touched the last of the cookies smh

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Work in progress! It’s a StephCass meme recreation 💜🖤

It was for the week event, but I did not complete in time because of my health issues :,)