My Favorite

Jay: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.

Nya: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.

Jay: Except in the universe where it does.

Kai: I'm having an aneurysm.

Oh yes, the dynamic "Death just bring more death" VS "Deaths is already happen and we need to answer "

In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"

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DC LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONCE

just finished reading "The Last Son of Krypton" and literally sobbing heaving crying throwing up about chris kent. absolutely distraught. clark trying his hardest to make chris stay and chris being happy he got to meet robin and he just wants to be a hero like kal has shown him to be and

and then he.

literally carving my heart out and throwing it into the ocean i will never know peace ever again.

Hank is like the son i never had.

ginger on ginger violence

for those wondering how bruce is doing: here

this is canon

Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.

Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?

Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO

Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother

Girls when they think about the Waynes being ‘I bet on losing dogs’ and the Kanes being ‘Army Dreamers’ coded