Gay People Can't Just Kiss And Say I Love You They Always Gotta Do Some Shit Like This

ah yes, it's another thing that runs in the family

Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.

Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.

Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.

Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?

Tim: why would I be?

Damian: I'm courting two people at once!

Tim: so? They know about each other, right?

Damian: well, yes, but-

Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-

Damian: you are.

Damian: what.

Tim: yes??? You knew this??

Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!

Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.

Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?

Tim: Roy and Starfire.

Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-

Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.

Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.

Tim: still poly.

Damian: Richard??

Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??

Damian: Father-

Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!

Damian:

Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.

i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.

like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.

cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:

random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?

jason: hey tim -

cass: wrong.

jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck

cass: nu-uh, this is from cain

jason:

cass:

jason: well this got awkward…

steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe

tim: wrong wayne

steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —

tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you

damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect

tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too

damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement

tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it

lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain

bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…

shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child

tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt

bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian

cass: too late, we’re blood

shiva: see!

Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

I desperately need crazy unhinged bossgirl woman and their pathetic man representation. And by that I mean intelligent, ambitious, unhinged, disgustingly educated but hyperfeminine, that knows how to fight magnifically and are mad science smart queens that would do what is needed to get what they want and need, and their husband/boyfriend supporting and following them around like lovesick puppies.

ℜ𝔦𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰

PPL NEED TO MAKE THIS REAL BC I NEED THIS

Im saying this not as an opinion but as a matter of fact that hades should have never been the default villain in modern greek myths retellings,becuz dionysus had been always a better fit by leagues & i feel like writers/artists both overlook & underestimate him.Like the fucker wasnt just a silly drunk god,his whole domain tethered on the thin line between ecstasy and madness,embodying both chaos & pleasure. All of these qualities historically had made him simultaneously adored & feared within & outside of his fanatical cult,& circling back to the madness part,idk if yk this but dionysus have this lil tale in wich he caused his followers to go drunk w/ frenzy at a party they literally ripped apart the son of hypnos, i repeat hes so powerful he made a buncha humans kill A GOD! & he didnt face any repercussions fr that!!!

Now ik im skipping on other infos but all of this sounds to me that dionysus is perfect fr the charming & sinister mastermind trope

young justice? more like cassie and the boys(tm)

my son frfr

The boy of all time

The Seven’s Sense of Humor? (Headcanons)

Percy: The sassy/sarcastic one (obviously) Annabeth: the comeback queen. (“I wonder if that Red Sea monster is cherry flavored,” “Why don’t you go lick it and find out?”) Jason: dad joke enjoyer. (He gives off that energy) Piper: theatre kid (if she isn’t being self conscious, she will live and die for the dramatic effect) Leo: jokester/jester (also obvious) Hazel: uses too many swear words (still work in process, but I imagine the Navy seal copypasta) Frank: king of comedic timing (If Leo is Brennan Lee Mulligan’s dramatic set ups of Dropout, Frank has Zac Oyama’s delivery)