Charles: We Saved You From Magneto, Logan.

Some phaidei memes while I finish the new chapter

What’s with homoerotic comic relationships and this pose

his questionable morals and white streak in his hair has bewitched my body and soul

Dick: I'm a hopeless bromantic. High five me in the rain. Fist bump me gently as the sun sets.

this is canon

Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.

Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?

Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO

Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother

Reverse Robins AU

What i assume the Batfamilys music taste is with little to no explanation

Bruce: only classical stuff on vinyl but could talk about other music because of his kids

Dick: Taylor Swift, Queen, ABBA, Chandeliers by Sia, Miley Cyrus, Charli XCX (he's got VARIETY okay)

Cass: mitski, laufey, occasionally lana Del rey, mozart, vitamin string quartet, ludovico einaudi, olafur arnalds (mostly instrumentals/classical music because she can get sick of words)

Jason: listens to Folklore and Evermore only, Gracie Abrams, Hozier, tv girl, Dominic fike, Florence and the machine, Hans zimmer, john williams (he likes feeling like he's in a movie, so any soundtrack music)

Tim: MCR, casual eminem listener, nirvana, linkin park, evernescence, three days grace, (emo and underground artists who he gatekeeps)

Steph: charli xcx, taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, billie eilish, Chappell roan, dua lipa, 5sos, one direction, (anything/anyone she can fangirl to)

Damian: doesn't listen to music because it's "a waste of time" (he picks up random songs from his siblings and has a secret spotify account)

Alfred: UK rap

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

Tim Drake: broke something inside me many years ago, and it feels like I just keep shattering there's ice in my blood and fire in my throat and electricity all down my skin Sebastian Ives, barely awake: First of all, that's cryptic, second of all, fucking go to sleep Why the fuck are you awake at 5 am