Justice League scenario where they meet little tiny Dick Grayson as Robin and immediately start taking bets on what on earth he is because the answer is obviously not human.
Green Lantern: I think Bats made a genetic clone of himself. One of his contingency plans, you know? If something happens to him, he has a well trained double to take his place eventually.
Green Arrow: No way! I refuse to believe anything that shares genetics with Batman could smile. I bet he's an alien that Batman found and ran tests on. I mean, have you seen the kid? I don't think he has bones.
Flash: Alien is a possibily, but have you seen the stuff the comes out of Gotham? I bet he just materialized out of the shadows one day. His smile scares me, I think he has to be a demon of some sort.
Dick Grayson, hanging upside down from a hanging light above them, where he has been silently eavesdropping the entire time: I am a normal human boy.
Lantern, Arrow, and Flash: -extended screaming-
HERMÉS: Into the Hermes verse- I just drew all my fav designs in my style honestly ( pls scroll for more :)🩵 )
Designs belong to: @sloanslone / @slainsloan (me!), @duvetbox @gigizetz @hymnoeides @solchariot @anniflamma @irunaki @wolfythewitch @xxriamothxx @bambiilooza @elianzis @ximenanatzel @laritamiauu 🫣
DRAWING THESE WERE SOOOOO FUN! :D
young justice? more like cassie and the boys(tm)
average 1980s dick grayson panel is dick looking at joey and being like wow! I sure feel different when I’m around joey! must be because we’re bestiessss :D
when they are the oldest brother who take care of their younger brothers more than their fathers, have names that start with "d", have anger issues, are the obedient ones to their fathers but then realize how unfairly they have been treated, are charming asf and can pull BOTH men and women>>>>
it runs in the family ig
We don’t talk about black canary and batgirl.
Got more stuff queued but I’m officially out of ideas
Bruce traces a finger on her flawless and smooth skin.
Talia traces her hand over his many battle scars.
"You don't have any scars."
"I wish I was a canvas like you."
"Why? Is it not better to not have scars?"
"Beloved. The stretch marks that our son gifted me never stayed."
They look at each other. Bruce silently hugs her. He is a man of action and few words. He hopes the small comfort is enough.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE THIS FUNNY
why i keep twitter
forever a “Zane was the first ninja Lloyd trusted” truther
Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required
Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)
Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial
Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!
Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation
Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)
Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me
Tim: how I became Batman's therapist
Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179
Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82
Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13
Random ninjago headcanons
Nya, Jay, PIXAL, and Zane are the most mechanically gifted of the team
Jay used to love building cars and big mechanical things but as he got older he started getting more interested in coding
Now Nya builds the things and Jay helps her code them
Zane taught Cole how to cook and bake better
Lloyd looks normal. Like freakishly normal. Like, skin too perfect of a shade, eyes too symmetrical, hair the perfect shade of blonde, etc.
Kai hates swimming but loves the beach because it’s nice and warm and sunny
Zane follows to the law to a concerning degree
PIXAL…does not
She considers the law more guidelines than actual rules
Jay and Lloyd taught Kai how to use his cellphone
Nya and Zane have who can hold their breath underwater the longest contests
The rest of the team finally started liking cliff gordon movies after Jay told them that was his bio dad
The rest of the ninja had tons of recurring dreams about someone asking them to wish it all awayÂ
Jay and Nya finally told them everything that had happened
Jay’s hair was always curly, he just didn’t know when he was younger and brushed it out weirdly so it was a frizzy mess and then he would tame it with tons of hair gel
Pre-season 8 Jay is the only person to ever come close to rivaling the amount of hair gel Kai uses
No one really has their own clothes at the momentary because everyone raids everyone’s closets
ESPECIALLY Nya and Lloyd
Lloyd started it when he was really little, Nya started it as a show of power
Now everyone steals everyone’s clothes
The only way PIXAL can change her hair is using welding
She only trusts Nya to help her with that
Jay and Nya take weekly ballroom dancing classes
After Prime Empire the rest of the ninja will sometimes join them
Usually Cole
Lloyd calls Kai and Nya his brother and sister in his head but he hasn’t had the guts to call them that out loud
Every so often the ninja do karaoke
Jay and Nya always do some sort of romantic duet (with varying degrees of success)Â
Kai, Cole, and Jay team up to sing rock songs
Zane is a surprisingly good singerÂ
So is Lloyd
Jay stayed in touch with Unagami after prime empireÂ
Cole and Vania write letters to each other on the regular, usually filled with whatever dumb stuff the ninja did and what the Upply and other inhabitants of Shintaro are currently up to
The ninja have a giant groupchat with all the elemental masters and the only texts ever sent are usually embarrassing photos of someone screwing up their own elementÂ
Zane might be the mom of the group but Kai is concerningly good at any and all type of housework
Cole is the middle child. I stand by this
Jay has way too many pins and buttons on his backpack
Lloyd has a massive sweet tooth
He and Cole go for candy and cake runs whenever they canÂ
Jay is not allowed to go shopping because he buys the most random things
Kai and Jay are the clumsiest ninja
Ever since PIXAL became part of the ninja Cyrus Borg has begun to consider the ninja as his children as well
All of the ninja are insanely competitive
Nya helped Cole get over his fear of water after turning back to human
Dareth and Ronin are the ninja’s weird uncleÂ
Jay loves musical theatre
Kai, Jay, and Cole recreated the Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon versus Maul fight while Zane sang/played the music. young Lloyd recorded it and now threatens to show it to Nya and PIXAL whenever everyone’s being stupid
PIXAL curses the most out of everyone
Kai doesn’t curse because when he was younger he tried to keep Nya from learning curse words and that transferred to Lloyd as well
Jay’s natural freckles are super light and unable to see unless you’re super close up
Nya was the first to find out he had freckles one of the first times they were cuddling together after season 6
She absolutely adored them and so he draws over them with a darker pencil so that they’re more visibleÂ
Jay loves drawing and doodling but doesn’t get into painting until after seaboundÂ
Cole and Nya have arm wrestling contestsÂ
Zane almost always wins paper rock clamp, the only people who can ever beat him is PIXAL and weirdly Kai
Kai is great at riddles. no idea why
One time Jay put food dye in Kai’s hair gel and he didn’t noticeÂ
Kai’s hair had a blue sheen for weeks
The resulting prank war nearly destroyed the monestaryÂ
It ended when someone managed to fill each person’s room with things relating to their elemental power
Zane’s room was full of ice and snow, everything in Nya’s room was soaked with water, Kai’s furniture was on fire, Jay’s blankets were so full of static electricity he nearly knocked himself out, Cole’s room was packed full of boulders, PIXAL’s room was somehow full of a ton of remote controlled robots, and Lloyd’s room was full of green balloons.Â
They never did find the culpritÂ
(Master Wu had gotten so fed up with the prank war that he had contacted Skylor, who was all to happy to help)Â