Alr Like How Tf Did He Do That

forever a “Zane was the first ninja Lloyd trusted” truther

came to me in a dream

This applies to both of them btw

Not sure if we can jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin our way out of this one, boys.

Bamfs my beloveds. Marvel needs to give Kurt his lil guys back

2002

DC Social Media AU Part 6

this is canon

Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.

Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?

Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO

Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother

Holy shit I love Ninjago