Spaghetti Bolognese With No Parmesan Is Like Getting Head Without Your Balls Played With

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

YOU hate JK Rowling!

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

playing hard to want

╰┈☆Album : Two House☆┈╯╰┈☆Artist - Food House, Gupi, Fraxiom☆┈╯

T4T BREAKUP ALBUM OF THE CENTURY

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in