Every Time You Post About Mas*h I Think For A Moment It's Like A Very Odd Censoring Strategy, Like

Every time you post about m*a*s*h i think for a moment it's like a very odd censoring strategy, like youre making a dni for a show called mgarssh or something

MGARSSH stands for Miserable Godforsaken Atrocity-Repeating Soulsucking Surgical Hellhole

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toast-with-jam38

2 months ago

every day i wake up and there is NO SEA GRUNKS SPINOFF. every night i go to sleep knowing we could have had a story about two insane old men getting into nautical cryptid nonsense and yet. NOTHING. do you know how much power they have?? how much POTENTIAL?? we are being deprived. we are suffering... they're out there somewhere and we’re just NOT SEEING IT :(

like.... i know we have this and i love that vid. especially Stan's laugh, it's nice to know he's happy but i need more

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toast-with-jam38

9 months ago

i have a disease where someone can show me a freeze frame of literally any mash episode where hawkeye and mulcahy are even marginally in the same frame regardless of context and i'll say "they fucked soooo nasty right after that" and the disease is called correctopinionosis. and the only cure is euthanasia

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toast-with-jam38

7 months ago

Drawing ford a little chubbier than the canon… it’s good for the soul… trust

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toast-with-jam38

4 days ago

reading watchmen is having a deleterious effect on my psyche

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toast-with-jam38

4 months ago

A drawing of teenage Stan Pines rooting through his fridge.

He pulls out a container with a picture of an apple on it and contemplates it.

Still looking at the container, he says "Applesauce is for Amish people"

The view switches to Stan still staring at the sauce and a couch behind him

Ford's head pokes up from behind the couch. His eyes are half closed and he is staring disapprovingly

In a closeup of Ford's face, still peeking over the couch, he says "Take that back"

you woke him up

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toast-with-jam38

9 months ago

Will someone please help me find a mash wallpaper I want a cool mash wallpaper so bad

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mash wallpaper lockscreens mash 4077 PLEASEEEEE

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toast-with-jam38

1 year ago

That book was actually awful I’m glad I’m not the only one 😭

Retcon Doomsday Clock. That Trash Is An Insult To Watchmen And Art Itself.

Retcon Doomsday Clock. That trash is an insult to Watchmen and Art itself.

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toast-with-jam38

2 months ago

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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toast-with-jam38

5 months ago